The "I'm sorry" thread

Nymtoc · Apr 6, 2017

...when you fluffed up your hair with sour cream, that really was going too far.

I'm sorry that when you started across the desert I filled your canteen with vodka, but...

shakeysix · Apr 6, 2017

you were riding a horse with no name so I figured you were plastered anyway.

I'm sorry that the Tuaregs cut off your head and died it blue but...

Mary Mitchell · Apr 6, 2017

you were being obstinate about donating it voluntarily.

I'm sorry the elevator at work is broken, but...

Nymtoc · Apr 6, 2017

...your office is only on the 57th floor, and you need exercise.

I'm sorry I broke your Fabergé egg, but...

shakeysix · Apr 6, 2017

I thought it was filled with Silly Putty.

I'm sorry that your dna test kit proved that you were not the Crown Princess Anastasia

Mary Mitchell · Apr 6, 2017

but finding out you're a banana must be really exciting.

I'm sorry people keep tripping over your ears, but...

Nymtoc · Apr 6, 2017

...if you'd get up off the ground, it wouldn't happen.

I'm sorry you're sinking into quicksand, but...

Mary Mitchell · Apr 7, 2017

slowsand would only prolong the agony.

I'm sorry the doctor said "uh-oh" when he listened to your chest with his stethoscope, but...

Nymtoc · Apr 8, 2017

...just tell yourself that he was uh-ohing about a problem with the stethoscope. It will make you feel better...for a while.

I'm sorry I tore down your gazebo, but...

Mary Mitchell · Apr 9, 2017

it was blocking my view of your bedroom window.

I'm sorry your cat ran away, but...

jcwriter · Apr 9, 2017

...you had too many rodents anyway.

And I'm sorry the Health Department is fumigating your house, but...

Mary Mitchell · Apr 10, 2017

maybe they'll get rid of your mother-in-law.

I'm sorry the discount birthday cake I bought you had someone else's name on it, but...

jcwriter · Apr 11, 2017

...at least they spelled Zbigniew Brzezinski correctly.

And I'm so sorry you were thrown off that airliner...

possiblerobot · Apr 11, 2017

But at least they gave you a parachute first.

I'm sorry you don't know how to use a parachute, but...

Mary Mitchell · Apr 11, 2017

most people who jump off the edge into the shallow end of the pool don't use one anyway.

I'm sorry you get flatulence from cheese, but...

shakeysix · Apr 11, 2017

given that fact, it puzzles me that you would order the Six Cheese Macaroni Twister at the Hollywood, Fla. Hard Rock Café. It also puzzles me that, having consumed this, this you would accept a ride home, to Jupiter, in my 59 Nash Rambler without warning me!

I'm sorry that I abandoned my 59 Nash Rambler in your driveway ...

possiblerobot · Apr 11, 2017

But that thing was basically a biohazard when you were through with it.

I'm sorry the repairs for my car are eating through your bank account but...

shakeysix · Apr 12, 2017

When I sold you that warranty protection program you should have read the fine print.

I'm sorry that I put sugar in the gas tank of your Little Rascal but...

Nymtoc · Apr 12, 2017

...I saw you frown this morning, and I thought this would sweeten you up.

I'm sorry I tweeted that you were a call girl before you married the billionaire, but...

Mary Mitchell · Apr 12, 2017

but I thought everyone would realize it was a joke, given that you're a guy.

I'm sorry I had them put pineapple on your pizza, but...

Komnena · Apr 13, 2017

be grateful you got something healthy on your pizza.
I'm sorry your airplane flight turned into a brawl but

Nymtoc · Apr 13, 2017

...several passengers had to be dragged off the plane to make room for the CEO's poodles.

I'm sorry nobody commented on your new hairstyle, but...

armydillo978 · Apr 14, 2017

We were all jealous of your Flock of Seagulls style haircut.....bitch......

I'm sorry that youth ranches don't get funded enough.

Mary Mitchell · Apr 14, 2017

but luckily for the youth it means they get ridden less.

I'm sorry your catapult malfunctioned, but...

Komnena · Apr 19, 2017

but since you've been conquered you don't have to pay your mercenaries.
I'm sorry you couldn't find the only copy of a book in the library system but

The "I'm sorry" thread

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