...you told me you had decided to become a nudist.
I'm sorry you didn't like the Twinkies Flambé I served you, but...
I'm sorry you didn't like the Twinkies Flambé I served you, but...
The "I'm sorry" thread
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don't worry it was all caught on my phone, and it already has has almost 200,000 hits on YouTube.
I sorry your lawn is all brown and dried because I forgot to water it when you went on vacation, but ...
I sorry your lawn is all brown and dried because I forgot to water it when you went on vacation, but ...
...I couldn't tear myself away from watching Donald Trump on TV.
I'm sorry your billionaire father disinherited you, but...
I'm sorry your billionaire father disinherited you, but...
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"...you've still got that fake movie money you stole off Casino Royal.
I'm sorry you got arrested a Walmart for decent exposure, but..."
I'm sorry you got arrested a Walmart for decent exposure, but..."
when I pulled down your jeans to take an embarrassing pic for Instagram, I didn't realize you were going commando.
I'm sorry you have so many weekend guests, but ...
I'm sorry you have so many weekend guests, but ...
your house was really boring and we had to invite all the homeless people to liven it up.
I'm sorry your tinder date turned out to be a Mexican drug lord, but...
I'm sorry your tinder date turned out to be a Mexican drug lord, but...
...he brought along his cute chihuahua, so the evening wasn't a total loss--was it?
I'm sorry an escaped convict is living in your attic, but...
I'm sorry an escaped convict is living in your attic, but...
at least he has decency to make you breakfast in the morning.
I'm sorry your mother-in-law tried to sabotage your wedding by poisoning you but...
I'm sorry your mother-in-law tried to sabotage your wedding by poisoning you but...
I'm sorry your mother-in-law tried to sabotage your wedding by poisoning you but...
...I swear I only thought the stuff would turn your hair bright green.
I'm sorry I beat your high score at Dance Dance Revolution even though it's your crowning achievement in life, but...
...I swear I only thought the stuff would turn your hair bright green.
I'm sorry I beat your high score at Dance Dance Revolution even though it's your crowning achievement in life, but...
your (not your, yours, Komnena 
) children were so out of control I thought they were monkeys.
I'm sorry the invitation I sent you was 'lost in the mail,' but ...
) children were so out of control I thought they were monkeys. I'm sorry the invitation I sent you was 'lost in the mail,' but ...
I'm sorry the invitation I sent you was 'lost in the mail,' but I'll probably find it when I clean off my end table.
I'm sorry I broke your lucky mug throwing it at the dog, but
I'm sorry I broke your lucky mug throwing it at the dog, but
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I drank a gallon of Mountain Dew and had to pee really really bad.
I'm sorry you're out of sugar, but
I'm sorry you're out of sugar, but
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if you climb down from the ceiling fan I will make you a nice, soothing herbal tea.
I'm sorry that ancestry.com has publicized that you are a direct descendant of Vlad the Impaler but...
I'm sorry that ancestry.com has publicized that you are a direct descendant of Vlad the Impaler but...
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the site founder is sitting right there if you want a bite.
I'm sorry you spilled wine on your white evening gown, but
I'm sorry you spilled wine on your white evening gown, but
...here's some fabric dye. It will make your whole gown the same color as the wine.
I'm sorry your cow won't let you milk her, but...
I'm sorry your cow won't let you milk her, but...
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look out! She just kicked over that lantern! Now the whole city is on fire and its all your fault. Mrs. O'Leary!
I'm sorry that your pizza is square and covered in anchovies but...
I'm sorry that your pizza is square and covered in anchovies but...
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...I'm sending you a male and a female beaver, and in time they will produce offspring, and eventually, the beaver family will build a new dam. Be patient.
I'm sorry the swimming pool was empty when you dove in, but...
I'm sorry the swimming pool was empty when you dove in, but...
EMS will be here shortly: why were you skinny dipping in an empty pool?
I'm sorry your only brother picked someone else to be best man at his wedding, but ...
I'm sorry your only brother picked someone else to be best man at his wedding, but ...
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I'm sorry your brother picked someone else to be his best man, but it's not my fault you're ugly.
I'm sorry your husband Brad cheated on you with that French actress but
I'm sorry your husband Brad cheated on you with that French actress but
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I am sorry your husband Brad cheated on you with that French actress, but...
...he saved our glossy magazine.
I am sorry I woke you up to smell the coffee, but...
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I am sorry I woke you up to smell the coffee, but... I'm taking the coffeepot and everything else in the house and taking off with the hunk next door.
I'm sorry your mother-in-law moved in while you were out....
I'm sorry your mother-in-law moved in while you were out....