The "I'm sorry" thread
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...since the only time you ever saw her was two years ago, when she gave you a lap dance, aren't you being rather extreme?
I'm sorry you couldn't persuade the Cardinals to elect you Pope, but...
I'm sorry you couldn't persuade the Cardinals to elect you Pope, but...
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at least that means you can continue your affair with your bosses wife. What? who's right behind me?
I'm sorry your boss attempted to kill you but...
I'm sorry your boss attempted to kill you but...
You should have read the sign properly ... it read 'Balsoon's fencing lessons' maybe this is why they keep you at arms length and poke you with sticks. Although to be fair your persistence still won you some fights.
I'm sorry your cosmetics was created from rhino dung but ...
I'm sorry your cosmetics was created from rhino dung but ...
your excessive lipstick makes you look like a tart.
I'm sorry that you're having a horrible allergic reaction but...
I'm sorry that you're having a horrible allergic reaction but...
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...I'll pack sooooo much into these two hours, it'll make your head spin.
I'm sorry you think you're a vampire slayer, but...
I'm sorry you think you're a vampire slayer, but...
yeah, come to think of it, it is pretty pathetic to get so worked up over what to call fried potatoes.
I'm sorry you had a couple too many pints of Guinness, puked and passed out the other night, I had a wild night planned, but . . .
I'm sorry you had a couple too many pints of Guinness, puked and passed out the other night, I had a wild night planned, but . . .
I think I've got enough batteries to carry me through.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you your mother called, but...
I'm sorry I didn't tell you your mother called, but...
...when she screamed and said two masked men were breaking into her house, I knew she was kidding.
I'm sorry your butler, maid and cook all quit on the same day, but...
I'm sorry your butler, maid and cook all quit on the same day, but...
that's what happens when you try to make one person do the work of three -- for part time pay.
I'm sorry your ex emptied the cat litter box in the front seat of your car and left it parked in the sun with all the windows rolled up tight before she left, but . . .
I'm sorry your ex emptied the cat litter box in the front seat of your car and left it parked in the sun with all the windows rolled up tight before she left, but . . .
...I suggest you let your horse do his stuff in his stall for a few days, then shovel up his contribution and dump it at her door.
I'm sorry I convinced Random House not to publish your book, but...
I'm sorry I convinced Random House not to publish your book, but...
...I can recommend a good therapist who will help you work through your delusions of grandeur.
I'm sorry you and your SO came in last in the three-legged race, but...
I'm sorry you and your SO came in last in the three-legged race, but...
I understand he got a lot of propositions after it was over, and his boss said she thought he might be just the man for that new position that comes with a hefty raise.
I'm sorry your well pump went kafutz on you just as your in-laws came to visit, but . . .
I'm sorry your well pump went kafutz on you just as your in-laws came to visit, but . . .
...they didn't seem to mind using the litter box.
I'm sorry they didn't bathe during their entire visit, but...
I'm sorry they didn't bathe during their entire visit, but...
...strapping me to the bonnet of your car with my mouth open and driving through the car wash is a rather inefficient solution to that problem.
I'm sorry I drank all your mouthwash, but...
I'm sorry I drank all your mouthwash, but...