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...there's always a few bucks to be earned by selling your story to the tabloids.

I'm sorry you didn't get any valentines, but...
 
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its fortunate for you, at least you can play games all night :(

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. . . if you would come out of the closet it might help.

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hey, you're a cheap date.

I'm sorry your big Valentine's date took you to the drive through at Taco Bell and made you sit in the back seat by yourself, but . . .
 
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he promises he'll make it up to you after he drops his wife off at her mother's.

I'm sorry no one got your knock-knock joke, but ...
 
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...at least all my bills are paid this month.

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. . . no pants, no service.

I'm sorry so many people were lonely this Valentine's Day, but . . .
 
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...let me tell you what I did: I bought three bunches of roses.

I'm sorry you weren't amongst the three chosen ladies, but...
 

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...both of my grandmothers and my mom were pleased.

I'm not sure where Cupid's got off to, but...
 
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. . . the Easter Bunny is contemplating taking his place.

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... your ass is hard to miss

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...many of the women in my past have complained that I'm all thumbs.

I'm sorry you're uncomfortable being the focus of my attentions, but...
 
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...I drew your name out of a hat at the Valentine's party, and I'm just as uncomfortable about it as you are.

I'm sorry they used your photo for the "before" picture in the weight-loss ad, but...
 

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...they decided that you didn't qualify for the "after" for any of their products.

I'm sorry you can't work out ten minutes a day, but...
 
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. . . I notice you seem to have plenty of time for cake.

I'm sorry I peed in your sink, but . . .
 
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...it's not my fault that you had it designed to look like a toilet.

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You was told not to pebble dash with bread crumbs

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...will you please stop giving your cockerel hell.

I'm sorry someone compared you to plank of wood, but...
 
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. . . I think they might have been referring to that Viagra you took.

I'm sorry I let slip the dogs of war, but . . .
 

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...they wouldn't stop fighting amongst themselves.

I'm sorry my dow's took a dump on the lawn of your country, but...
 
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I'm not sure anyone would notice, in amongst all the industrial dumping.

I'm sorry no one gets your sense of humor, but . . .
 
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