but I needed it dark so I could get to that tea stash.
I'm sorry my goat chewed your furniture, but...
I'm sorry my goat chewed your furniture, but...
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you shouldn't leave furniture sitting out on the front lawn.
I'm sorry I kept you awake all night by shooting off fireworks, but...
I'm sorry I kept you awake all night by shooting off fireworks, but...
but I'm going to seek help for my tea obsession soon.
I'm sorry you lost your pet snake, but...
I'm sorry you lost your pet snake, but...
There's a time chair in your hut in the middle of Greenland.
Oh, was that your pet ferret? Well gee, I'm sorry.
Oh, was that your pet ferret? Well gee, I'm sorry.
but I didn't see it taking a nap on the time chair(?) as I sat down.
Sorry I forgot your brother's daughter's husband's oldest son's birthday party, but...
Sorry I forgot your brother's daughter's husband's oldest son's birthday party, but...
Well shoot, who celebrates that anymore anyway? No don't answer that.
I'm sorry that you didn't know that time chairs are capable of only going forward in time...
I'm sorry that you didn't know that time chairs are capable of only going forward in time...
but now you do. So you can stop aiming the DVD player remote at it and pressing rewind.
Sorry a horde of homeless people took up residence in your backyard, but...
Sorry a horde of homeless people took up residence in your backyard, but...
Hey Party at your place, every night!
Oh, did I mention that your neighbor called the police last night? Yeah, sorry about that, we got a bit loud and had a few beers... but hey, look on the bright side!
Oh, did I mention that your neighbor called the police last night? Yeah, sorry about that, we got a bit loud and had a few beers... but hey, look on the bright side!
At least your house is still standing.. well, kind of.
I'm sorry your house now smells like vomit, but...
I'm sorry your house now smells like vomit, but...
...you're obviously enjoying it.
I'm sorry you missed your plane, but...
Happy Canada Day!
Joyeuse Fête du Canada!
I'm sorry you missed your plane, but...
Happy Canada Day!
...try this Pfirsichkuchen, and we'll find out if you're allergic to peaches, too.
I'm sorry you fell asleep under the sun lamp, but...
Happy Canada Day!
Joyeuse Fête du Canada!
I'm sorry you fell asleep under the sun lamp, but...
Happy Canada Day!
...at least the school didn't find out they had thrown all the alphabet blocks into the furnace.
I'm sorry you lost your yo-yo, but...
Happy Canada Day!
Joyeuse Fête du Canada!
I'm sorry you lost your yo-yo, but...
Happy Canada Day!
...buy some of that new detergent, and you'll be as euphoric as the woman in the commercial.
I'm sorry you don't believe the climate is changing. but...
Happy Canada Day!
Joyeuse Fête du Canada!
I'm sorry you don't believe the climate is changing. but...
Happy Canada Day!
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come chat with my right wingnut neighbors in 110* heat. we can all watch the corn and vegetation wither while we sit on the banks of de nile, trashing those wild eyed liberal alarmists!
i;m sorry politics make me crazy
i;m sorry politics make me crazy
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that mayo and olive oil comb-over of yours got to me
i'm sorry your pica is acting up again but...
i'm sorry your pica is acting up again but...
at least it isn't dressing up in drag.
I'm sorry your sister refuses to stay home where she belongs but
I'm sorry your sister refuses to stay home where she belongs but