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    you'll be okay if you stay away from the lions.
    I';m sorry the Martians think you're insane
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    that martian housewife thinks you are hot

    i'm sorry that you have to cut through the ravine on your way to the movies

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    ...but the werewolves only come out when there's a full moon, and tonight--oops, I was looking at the wrong chart. There will be a full moon tonight. When you get to the bottom of the ravine, they will disable your car. Then they...you know the rest of the story...

    I'm sorry you went swimming in that polluted river, but...
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    as long as you don't wear a backless gown and always wear a deerslayer cap, nobody will see the hair.

    i'm sorry that you don't grok life here on earth but...

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    it beats being kidnapped by wormfaces.
    I'm sorry you've got a large black monolith on your lawn but
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    ...it could mean that you have been given an immensely important assignment by the forces that control the galaxy. Or not.

    I'm sorry I took your husband to the Bunny Ranch, but...

    "The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ~ Terry Pratchett

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    the monolith wasn't doing the trick.

    i'm sorry that i substituted dandelion wine for vermouth in your martini but...

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    ...you're no James Bond, and you wouldn't know the difference between vermouth and Worcestershire sauce.

    I'm sorry my lawnmower went wild and cut down all your deliphiniums, but...

    "The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ~ Terry Pratchett

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    ...you sure have a lawnmower liability insurance, don't you?

    I'm sorry you crashed into an electricity post while driving me to hospital, but...

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    at least you got free shock treatment.
    I'm sorry I ate all the cavorite
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    but it was so delightfully light

    i'm sorry that i invited the morelocks to your dinner party but...

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    now you don't have to worry about what to serve the Eloi.
    I'm sorry I got you assigned to throw the magic ring down the volcano
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    but who the hell is that spook with the bad combover standing behind you?

    i'm sorry that your blind date turned out to be a balrog but...

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    but don't worry your wizard friend will throw it off the bridge. Of course he'll have to throw himself as well so no more wizard friend.
    I'm sorry your appliances have taken control of your house but
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    don;t bother trying to escape. the trucks have taken over the highways.


    i'm sorry that hitchhiker you just picked up is DEATH but

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    just don't go to Samarra.
    I'm sorry your mother in law was a real witch but
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    with a green face and a warty nose, what other career choice could she have made?

    i'm sorry i will have to drown your little doggy and you too

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    it has to be done to save the world from Martian flu.

    I'm sorry the Martians are invading Grover's Mills but
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    thank god i have my cream sponge para lightfoot sneakers to outrun them

    i'm sorry that i told the lonely one where you lived but

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    I'm sure you'll enjoy the new experience of being stalked.
    I'm sorry I cut up your curtains to make myself a dress but
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    ...green and purple Teddy bears will look better on me than they did in your window.

    I'm sorry I left the skylight open during the thunder storm, but...

    "The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ~ Terry Pratchett

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    at least the softball sized hail didn't beak the glass. shame about your head.

    i'm sorry that i have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and that you were probably saving for breakfast but...

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    ...plums are not good for you. They add to your already purplish complexion.

    I'm sorry I didn't come to your cat's funeral, but...

    "The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ~ Terry Pratchett

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    ...don't you think a gold-and-marble mausoleum is a bit excessive?

    I'm sorry busted all the lights on your truck with a baseball bat, but...
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    I was watching the Carrie Underwood music video and got carried (get it) away.

    I'm sorry I keep forgetting your name, but ...
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