The "I'm sorry" thread
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...listening to music on your earphones, playing Angry Birds on your iPad and texting on your phone, all while driving at 90 mph, does not bode well for your future behind the wheel.
I'm sorry you lost all your money playing poker with those "friendly guys" you met at the bar, but...
I'm sorry you lost all your money playing poker with those "friendly guys" you met at the bar, but...
...to hell with them and the funny money they 'made' that night.
I'm sorry you're so full of yourself only because Michael Jackson used to be a distant relative of yours, but...
I'm sorry you're so full of yourself only because Michael Jackson used to be a distant relative of yours, but...
...that doesn't change the fact that you won't wear deodorant and no one wants to be around you.
I'm sorry your pot roast came out drier than than the Sahara, but...
I'm sorry your pot roast came out drier than than the Sahara, but...
At least now you'll never run out of hockey pucks.
I'm sorry I told your mom to 'bite me', but...
I'm sorry I told your mom to 'bite me', but...
I'm sorry I told your Mom to bite me, but the dog chomped on your leg and you were on crutches for a month.
I'm sorry the your car wouldn't start, but
I'm sorry the your car wouldn't start, but
...that's what you get for letting your pet monkey pump the gas for you.
I'm sorry I ate the last piece of pizza, but...
I'm sorry I ate the last piece of pizza, but...
...even though you've slimmed down to 92 pounds, I think you should take off a few more.
I'm sorry you published your novel as an ebook and haven't sold any copies, but...
I'm sorry you published your novel as an ebook and haven't sold any copies, but...
...I'm surprised he can even *spell* it.
I'm sorry I told the cops that it was *you* who knocked off the convenience store and not me, but...
I'm sorry I told the cops that it was *you* who knocked off the convenience store and not me, but...
...Your Most Excellent, Exalted, and Glorious Poobah the Crown Prince of Krumbachia, Grand Duke of Winterfuddle-Holstein-Burbankia, Most Majestic Regent Royal of Crumbleswitch, Count of Lalapalooza and Upsingipfort, Baron Felport Dimmock-Contrapingpong-Schmaltz-Smyth-Penniworth-Lasagna is a lot to remember, Your Incomparableness.
I'm sorry you don't know your cat is possessed by the Devil, but...
I'm sorry you don't know your cat is possessed by the Devil, but...
...the fact that her head can turn completely around should have been a clue.
I'm sorry my dog ruined your carpet, but...
I'm sorry my dog ruined your carpet, but...
...as a result, your dog is now able to completely turn his head around.
I'm sorry your comments in the Politics & Current Events forum get regularly deleted by the mods, but...
I'm sorry your comments in the Politics & Current Events forum get regularly deleted by the mods, but...
...maybe you should take off your foil hat before posting again?
I'm sorry one of the cooks at the restaurant spit in your food, but...
I'm sorry one of the cooks at the restaurant spit in your food, but...
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I'll be sure to give all the details. So no worries. Oh btw, I'm horrible at that so it might now be much help.
I'm sorry you accidentally drank what you thought was wine....
I'm sorry you accidentally drank what you thought was wine....
...but the poison is fast-acting, so you won't suffer much.
I'm sorry your hen won't lay eggs, but...
I'm sorry your hen won't lay eggs, but...
. . . perhaps the more words for your money motto just wasn't working.
I'm sorry about that warehouse of books you have to destroy now that your publishing house has closed, but . . .
I'm sorry about that warehouse of books you have to destroy now that your publishing house has closed, but . . .
nobody wants ravings about how all cars are tools of the alien overlords.
I'm sorry your banjo now plays nothing but the Ballad of Jed Clampett but
I'm sorry your banjo now plays nothing but the Ballad of Jed Clampett but
