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...if you set up a stand on the street, you can probably get rid of a few of them that way.

I'm sorry your hand got stuck in the waffle iron, but...
 
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...you just missed the whole point: There were ordinary waffles for the vegetarians, and some meaty ones for the meat eaters.

I'm sorry your two-year old vehicle failed the MOT, but...
 
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you shouldn't have driven it through that firing range.


I'm sorry your clothes are getting tighter but...
 
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...as you've probably guessed, it was the washing machine's fault.

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...don't you worry. The fleas in your carpet will be even harder to get rid of.

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...you'll need a better defense than that when you go on trial for strangling him.

I'm sorry you have no electricity in your house, but...
 
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...showering in the dark is better than not showering at all!

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...to be perfectly honest, it's no skin off my nose.

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I hear he's nominated for the Booker Prize.


I'm sorry your vasectomy went wrong but...
 
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...turning her knitting circle into a Ponzi scheme wasn't a great idea.

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...you want to wait until they find the crocs in the village pond.

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at least you get all the "junk" you want don't have to worry about a pristine image :)


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you shouldn't have suggested she ride with him to the lame concert and meet you afterwards.


I'm sorry you didn't that random test for the third time now but...
 
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...we told you studying wouldn't help, but you didn't listen.

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I had to try out my new Bowie knife on something.


I'm sorry your mother burned your dinner but...
 
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...you don't like squirrel livers anyway.

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...to be honest, I was trying to scorch it, because if I see you in that thing again I think I'll scream.

I'm sorry your electric razor went bonkers and gave you a Mohawk, but...
 
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... I pity the fool who doesn't look like Mr. T, anyway!

I'm sorry you were not approved for the loan, but...
 
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you really shouldn't have told the bank you wanted the money to pay for a bankruptcy attorney.

I'm sorry none of the seeds you planted have germinated, but
 
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...planting them in freshly poured concrete didn't give them a very good start.

I'm sorry you still dress like a 1960s hippie, but...
 
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...looking at the way other people dress, I take it as a compliment.

I'm sorry you weren't around when the Hippies had their heyday, but...
 
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