The "I'm sorry" thread

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you removed the computer case and left the mother board sitting on your desk. Common sense should tell you some would swipe the memory.

I sorry the doctor told you to consume only tofu, seaweed, and green tea for the next four weeks, but ...
 
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you should know he's an undertaker on the side.


I'm sorry all the needles fell off your Christmas tree but...
 

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It didn't have many needles to begin with:

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I'm sorry you didn't like the igloo I gave you for Christmas, but...
 

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you really shouldn't have taken it with you on your Florida vacation.

I'm sorry you missed your flight, but ...
 

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...at least your luggage was on board, and it will be waiting for you when you finally get there. Maybe.

I'm sorry your inflatable doll left you with a note reading "I've had as much as I can stand, you sicko," but...
 

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at least you had a prenup.

I'm sorry the gifts you bought for you family haven't arrived yet, but ...
 

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...hey, I might be the only one who's already got his 2012 X-mas presents sorted.

I'm sorry L.A.Extravagaxy were hammered by the Seattle Giant Jerks, but...
 
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there's always the tiddleywinks championships next week.


I'm sorry you lost all your money playing poker but...
 

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...betting $10,000 on a pair of deuces wasn't a very smart move.

I'm sorry your little dog ran away, but...
 

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you need to go on a diet anyway.


I'm sorry your girlfriend dumped you but...
 

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...how does that make her different from your previous girlfriends?

I'm sorry all your guests got food poisoning from your Christmas dinner, but...
 
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It would have been wise to refrain from getting completely obliterated before you added the "spices" to the sauce.

I'm sorry that the gift under the tree wasn't exactly what you wanted but
 
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...wasn't it YOU who didn't get anything at all?!

I'm sorry your new lover forgot to stock up on condoms, but...
 

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...it will help you remember that abstinence is a virtue.

I'm sorry the doctor accidentally removed your liver instead of your appendix, but...
 

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...since Piltdown Man turned out to be a fake, I guess that pretty much describes you, too.

I'm sorry you dropped your Rolex into the loo aboard a 747 and flushed, but...
 

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...there's always Spam.

I'm sorry your dog ate the fruitcake, but...
 

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at least I didn't wish for anything.
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..hey, fuel costs are rising every day!

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...seventy-two virgins eagerly awaiting my arrival is more than ample compensation.

I'm sorry your pet rabbit ended up in the neighbour's pot, but...
 

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it was diseased anyway.


I'm sorry I bulldozed your garage but...