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    In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah Komnena's Avatar
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    but the burning in your throat and coughing shouldn't have lasted longer than twenty minutes.

    I'm sorry I pawned your priceless Ming vase but
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    How was I supposed to know "Made In China" was a good thing?


    I'm sorry you haven't had a night out on the town lately but

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    In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah Komnena's Avatar
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    just remember who you woke up with at the last night on the town.

    I'm sorry I tied the goat in your prize roses but
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    ...they told me they were hungry.

    I'm sorry you were dumped by all your friends, but...

    "The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ~ Terry Pratchett

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    ...once I'll split my windfall profit, I'm sure they'll all turn up again.

    I'm sorry your shares have been a bit of an underperformer, but...

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    you should never have invested in vinyl underwear.

    I'm sorry I laughed at your wife but...
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    In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah Komnena's Avatar
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    that was a really ugly lampshade on her head.
    I'm sorry I stomped the Christmas decorations on the day before the Thanksgiving.
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    Practical experience FTW Robbert's Avatar
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    ...it came in handy since Christmas decorations are pretty useless if presents are scarce.

    I'm sorry the appeal court threw out your personal injury claim, but...

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    really, what made you think injuries incurred at an S/M club would be covered?

    I'm sorry you were dis-invited to your office Christmas party, but
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    ...your appearance last year as a naked Santa did kind of spoil things.

    I'm sorry your Christmas tree caught fire and burned your house down, but...

    "The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ~ Terry Pratchett

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    ...I take it with a : I'll no longer be burdened with the hassle of Council Tax.

    I'm sorry the Reverend caught you red-handed, but...
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    Imagine something clever here. CDSinex's Avatar
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    you are supposed to put money into the collection basket.

    I sorry you you couldn't find the book you wanted, but ...
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    ...I'm giving you my seventeen-volume autobiography for Christmas.

    I'm sorry you went to the end of the rainbow and found nothing but a chamber pot, but...

    "The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ~ Terry Pratchett

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    Practical experience FTW Robbert's Avatar
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    ...I'm sure I'll find something more precious at the other end -- it was a double rainbow.

    I'm sorry you had an argument with your next-door neighbour over your excessive drinking habits, but...

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    Imagine something clever here. CDSinex's Avatar
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    I warned you about moving in next door to your in-laws.

    I'm sorry the office cheapskate is your secret Santa, but ...
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    ...that should help you remember these words:

    "It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly." -- Henry David Thoreau


    I'm sorry you are preoccupied with possessions, but...

    "The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ~ Terry Pratchett

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    ...my yacht, my helicopter and my government are not going to be scrapped with your half-baked quackery.

    I wish I'd been told at an earlier stage that I'm enslaved by my humble possessions, but...

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    possession is nine tenths of the law.

    I'm sorry a water buffalo sat on your wife but...
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    ...the park ranger says the buffalo was only slightly bruised.

    I'm sorry the great chandelier fell on the audience in the middle of the opera, but...

    "The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ~ Terry Pratchett

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    Imagine something clever here. CDSinex's Avatar
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    at least it woke everybody up in time for intermission.

    I'm sorry vandals knocked down your Christmas decorations, but ...
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    ...they're all hospitalized and have a few nights to sleep over it.

    I'm sorry I confused this thread with the 'Your wish is granted' thread, but...

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    Come here and say that flyingtart's Avatar
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    at least I've figured it out this time.

    I'm sorry your dog is uglier than a warthog but...
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    Practical experience FTW Robbert's Avatar
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    ...all ugliness put aside, let's hope flyingtart keeps something nicer on her leash!

    I'm sorry I only like women who wear no make-up, but...

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    something about enlarged pores really gets me hot.

    i'm sorry that i substituted crazy glue for your sally hansen moustache wax but...-s6

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    ...now you won't have to restyle it again--ever.

    I'm sorry you lost your memory, but...

    "The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ~ Terry Pratchett

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