... at least you won't be the only one sporting a unibrow now.
I'm sorry I filled your pants with gelignite, but ...
I'm sorry I filled your pants with gelignite, but ...
The "I'm sorry" thread
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... how was I suppose to know you use its vibrate function for that purpose?
I'm sorry your narcolepsy got the better of you during your graduation, but ...
I'm sorry your narcolepsy got the better of you during your graduation, but ...
not to worry the speeches were so boring you won't be singled out for punishment.
I'm sorry I cut down the cherry tree but
I'm sorry I cut down the cherry tree but
... my therapist told me to take out my untruth on flora.
I'm sorry there is no afterlife, but ...
I'm sorry there is no afterlife, but ...
...I'm sure you can find yourself 72 virgins here on earth.
I'm sorry your car broke down in the middle of the desert, but...
I'm sorry your car broke down in the middle of the desert, but...
... you do realise you are a character in a horror film.
I'm sorry this is all there is, but ...
I'm sorry this is all there is, but ...
but if you don't like it you can go buy your own.
I'm sorry about turning your lawn into quicksand but
I'm sorry about turning your lawn into quicksand but
now you don't have to worry about the neighbor's dog doing its business in your yard.
I'm sorry that my tree fell over onto your house, but
I'm sorry that my tree fell over onto your house, but
...they were at least a year old, so I knew you'd want to buy new ones anyway.
I'm sorry I broke your bottle with the ship inside, but...
I'm sorry I broke your bottle with the ship inside, but...
... how else did you think I was going to get my pet flea out of the country?
I'm sorry I used your 1951 Barbaresco Mirafiore to flavour the gravy, but ...
I'm sorry I used your 1951 Barbaresco Mirafiore to flavour the gravy, but ...
Kathie Lee, Hoda Kotb and Martha Stewart were coming to dinner. Oh, who am I kidding? They were coming for drinks and the gravy was just an accident.
I'm sorry the weather was rainy for your rugby game and it made the field muddy but...
I'm sorry the weather was rainy for your rugby game and it made the field muddy but...
... I'm sure all that dirt was scrumptious.
I'm sorry the government abolished your hairstyle, but ...
I'm sorry the government abolished your hairstyle, but ...
...now you may finally realize that the government always knows what's best for you.
I'm sorry that you fell into the wishing well, but...
I'm sorry that you fell into the wishing well, but...
if you needed spare change that much, why didn't you just ask strangers on the street like you usually do?
I'm sorry your mother didn't like the flowers you sent her, but
I'm sorry your mother didn't like the flowers you sent her, but
...belladonna blossoms might not have been the best choice for Mother's Day.
I'm sorry you're being sued for plagiarism, but...
I'm sorry you're being sued for plagiarism, but...
I tried to tell you to change the name from Edward to Sparkles.
I'm sorry I used your toothbrush to brush Fido's teeth but...
I'm sorry I used your toothbrush to brush Fido's teeth but...
... I think the dog didn't mind too much.
I'm sorry that sacrificing you is the only way to appease the Gods, but ...
I'm sorry that sacrificing you is the only way to appease the Gods, but ...
...you can take comfort knowing you're not the first.
I'm sorry you lost your lucky penny, but...
I'm sorry you lost your lucky penny, but...
... you can always de-foot a rabbit to make up for it.
I'm sorry the bank have revoked your credit, but ...
I'm sorry the bank have revoked your credit, but ...
...let me introduce you to my friend Spike McShark. He'll be glad to advance you a few thousand quid.
I'm sorry I never seem able to remember your name, but...
I'm sorry I never seem able to remember your name, but...
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... with a face like that, who needs names?
I'm sorry you inadvertently wrote the bible, but ...
I'm sorry you inadvertently wrote the bible, but ...
...at least you're getting a lot of sales.
I'm sorry I decided you needed more sunlight and cut that hole in your roof, but...
I'm sorry I decided you needed more sunlight and cut that hole in your roof, but...
... they don't call me Abraham Helsing for nothing you know.
I'm sorry you fell in love with your horse, but ...
I'm sorry you fell in love with your horse, but ...