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Thread: The "I'm sorry" thread

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    Benefactor Member Nymtoc's Avatar
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    ...hey, I got to wear those cool ruby slippers.

    I'm sorry I filled your bathtub with molasses, but...


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    .....it worked as the most amazing of skin peels. I'm so light and fresh, and skinless.....

    ....And I'm almost sorry that you dropped that winning lottery ticket in the parking lot ...... BUT...

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    I only know about that because I'm the one who found it. So...

    I'm sorry your daughter still sings that song from Frozen hourly, but...
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    you'll look back fondly on it when she's a teenager.
    I'm sorry I killed the mockingbird but
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    Go down road, go pub. Mary Mitchell's Avatar
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    I did not shoot the deputy (or Cock Robin).

    I'm sorry I told you the clams in your supposedly vegan meal were just tough artichokes, but...
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    The unmighty and non-powerful One! armydillo978's Avatar
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    You'll get the extra nutrients and protein from it.....if you don't have an allergic reaction.

    I'm sorry that your job is so stressful

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    Go down road, go pub. Mary Mitchell's Avatar
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    but maybe you can count the increased heart rate as cardio.

    I'm sorry you've had to move in with your father-in-law but...
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    It is odd....since he's been dead for 40 years, but yet, still sits in front of the TV.....but he doesn't get on my ass about marrying his daughter. Win!

    I'm terribly sorry about this, but why are mother in laws such a pain in the ......

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    I'm sorry the "but" at the end of your sentence ends with two t's and therefore doesn't warrant my response. (Also, of course, because I'm a mother-in-law. And right this minute being a pain in the butt to you.)

    I'm sorry I accidentally put bubble bath in the dishwasher, but...
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    But.....the Secret Order of Mother-In-Laws sensed your distress and dispatched a Home Rescue Response Unit......thank goodness your dues were payed up to the end of the year.

    However, I'm sooooo sorry that your deductible didn't cover the whole amount.....but....

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    ...you really can't expect the insurance to cover the cost of a head transplant.

    I'm sorry I put garlic in your toothpaste, but...


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    But.....I managed to pass the breatherlizer test and beat the drunk driving rap.

    I'm sorry that your "rear - end " fissures became enflamed.

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    but I swear there was a note saying that food was super spicy.

    I'm sorry I painted your face with lip-gloss while you were napping.

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    but your night sweats made it run, so instead of lip gloss obscenities and swastikas, your face now sports an all-over, sweaty, pearly pink glow.

    I'm sorry your date was repelled by your toenail fungus, but...
    Last edited by Mary Mitchell; 05-27-2017 at 03:36 AM.
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    but the scientists are thrilled with this new species.
    I'm sorry you are such a miserable failure at practicing minimalism but
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    you have a maxi-pad kind of personality

    I'm sorry that the hoarders intervention team is pounding on your door but...

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    Go down road, go pub. Mary Mitchell's Avatar
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    when they open it they'll be killed by the avalanche.

    I'm sorry for your perpetually gaseous condition, but...
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    ...you might think about making some changes--beans for breakfast, lunch and dinner may not be an ideal diet for you.

    I'm sorry your Maltese Falcon turned out to be a fake, but...


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    it still sings the blues.
    I'm sorry I summoned a demon into the bathroom, but...
    I am an adurlt. A grown-up, manly-man adurlt. Who says mean, naughty words. GRUNDLES!

    I tend to be a bit of a lurky-loo.

    ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS!

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    he was the one who left the toilet seat up


    I'm sorry that your Morton's foot is incompatible with the Ruby Slippers but ...

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    ...you should have traded them for the Tin Man's hat. It's a funnel and would be much more useful around the farm anyway. (By the way, Dorothy and her friends killed the witch, but what about the abominable Miss Gulch--who, one presumes, remained very much alive back in Kansas?)

    I'm sorry the boat sank and left you alone on a volcanic island, but...


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    you look great in goatskins so what's the problem?

    I'm sorry that Oz never gave you nothin' that you didn't already have--

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    But the Tinman got a deal on a used heart.....meh.... it's good.

    I'm sorry that Shakeysix is so......Nervous.

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    Benefactor Member Nymtoc's Avatar
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    ...but her shaking has nothing to do with nervousness. It's just that she likes to shake, rattle and roll.

    I'm sorry you're addicted to KitKat bars, but...


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    that slut, Little Debbie, owns my soul!

    I'm sorry that Long Lost Family traced your adoption to Hangar 51.
    Last edited by shakeysix; 06-01-2017 at 10:35 PM.

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