This game should be easy for anybody who has every offered a lame excuse for not doing something they should have, such as being late, completing a task, doing something they shouldn't have.. etc. Here's an example:
"I'm sorry that I killed your dog, but...
...I hadn't eaten since breakfast and I was hungry."
Every person that posts must end their post with " I'm sorry that I etc. etc...but..."
The next person completes the excuse in their own creative way.
Here's the first post:
I'm sorry that I rear-ended your car, but...