The "I'm sorry" thread

Komnena

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now you can buy a horse with the insurnce money.
I'm sorry your big red horse fell into quicksand but
 

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it was a really mean horse who'd talk bad about you to other horses.

I'm sorry your new car got struck by a lightning, but
 

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but now you can get a horse.
I'm sorry your prize stallion tried to kill his own son but
 

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here's a copy of A Yaqui Way of Knowledge. Join them, and enjoy.

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it's at a water park so that should be fun.

I'm sorry your cat ran away with your wig, but
 
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now you can do Captain Picard at convention masquerades.
I'm sorry you have to make dresses out of curtains but
 
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I'm sorry you have to make dresses out of curtains but.... a little transparency never hurt anyone.

I'm sorry you will miss the fireworks but-
 

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now you know what a Scuppernong is!

I'm sorry that you just lost the game, but...
 

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but the picnic basket should also contain fiber.

I'm sorry it rained on your pirate, but...
 

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...it was the only way I could get to the dead man's chest.

I'm sorry I drank all the rum, but...
 

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Now you're on land, and now you're a cock.

I'm sorry that I ate your bacon...
 

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Now you're on land, and now you're a cock.

I'm sorry that I ate your bacon...

...but what do you expect when you're late for breakfast?

I'm sorry people keep mistaking you for Kim Jong-un, but...
 

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...but what do you expect when you're late for breakfast?

I'm sorry people keep mistaking you for Kim Jong-un, but...



But now, you too!, can disappear for 3 weeks and have the whole world wonder where you are and why?


I'm sorry that truck of ice cream I sent you broke down en route.....
 

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But now, you too!, can disappear for 3 weeks and have the whole world wonder where you are and why?


I'm sorry that truck of ice cream I sent you broke down en route.....

but now you can have sticky hands AND not get in trouble with the misses.

I'm sorry, sweetiepie, that I have sticky hands...
 

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but now you have plenty of ants wanting to be your friend.
I'm sorry ants are swarming on your hand but
 

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now you have miniature pokemon!

I'm sorry that Pokemon don't really exist, but...
 

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now you can get off for insanity.
I'm sorry your raft fell a thousand feet into a lost land but
 

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Now you can learn from the natives!

I'm sorry you didn't get a prize in your happy meal, but...
 

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but think what it would be like if you had to eat angry meals.
I'm sorry I yelled Fire in the theater but
 

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...they told me I couldn't have my phone on to dial 911.

I'm sorry I started the fire in the theater but