The "I'm sorry" thread

Nymtoc · May 15, 2017

...hey, I got to wear those cool ruby slippers.

I'm sorry I filled your bathtub with molasses, but...

armydillo978 · May 15, 2017

.....it worked as the most amazing of skin peels. I'm so light and fresh, and skinless.....

....And I'm almost sorry that you dropped that winning lottery ticket in the parking lot ...... BUT...

Mary Mitchell · May 15, 2017

I only know about that because I'm the one who found it. So...

I'm sorry your daughter still sings that song from Frozen hourly, but...

Komnena · May 17, 2017

you'll look back fondly on it when she's a teenager.
I'm sorry I killed the mockingbird but

Mary Mitchell · May 19, 2017

I did not shoot the deputy (or Cock Robin).

I'm sorry I told you the clams in your supposedly vegan meal were just tough artichokes, but...

armydillo978 · May 19, 2017

You'll get the extra nutrients and protein from it.....if you don't have an allergic reaction.

I'm sorry that your job is so stressful

Mary Mitchell · May 20, 2017

but maybe you can count the increased heart rate as cardio.

I'm sorry you've had to move in with your father-in-law but...

armydillo978 · May 20, 2017

It is odd....since he's been dead for 40 years, but yet, still sits in front of the TV.....but he doesn't get on my ass about marrying his daughter. Win!

I'm terribly sorry about this, but why are mother in laws such a pain in the ......

Mary Mitchell · May 21, 2017

I'm sorry the "but" at the end of your sentence ends with two t's and therefore doesn't warrant my response. (Also, of course, because I'm a mother-in-law. And right this minute being a pain in the butt to you.)

I'm sorry I accidentally put bubble bath in the dishwasher, but...

armydillo978 · May 21, 2017

But.....the Secret Order of Mother-In-Laws sensed your distress and dispatched a Home Rescue Response Unit......thank goodness your dues were payed up to the end of the year.

However, I'm sooooo sorry that your deductible didn't cover the whole amount.....but....

Nymtoc · May 22, 2017

...you really can't expect the insurance to cover the cost of a head transplant.

I'm sorry I put garlic in your toothpaste, but...

armydillo978 · May 22, 2017

But.....I managed to pass the breatherlizer test and beat the drunk driving rap.

I'm sorry that your "rear - end " fissures became enflamed.

Niki03 · May 22, 2017

but I swear there was a note saying that food was super spicy.

I'm sorry I painted your face with lip-gloss while you were napping.

Mary Mitchell · May 24, 2017

but your night sweats made it run, so instead of lip gloss obscenities and swastikas, your face now sports an all-over, sweaty, pearly pink glow.

I'm sorry your date was repelled by your toenail fungus, but...

Komnena · May 29, 2017

but the scientists are thrilled with this new species.
I'm sorry you are such a miserable failure at practicing minimalism but

shakeysix · May 30, 2017

you have a maxi-pad kind of personality

I'm sorry that the hoarders intervention team is pounding on your door but...

Mary Mitchell · May 30, 2017

when they open it they'll be killed by the avalanche.

I'm sorry for your perpetually gaseous condition, but...

Nymtoc · May 31, 2017

...you might think about making some changes--beans for breakfast, lunch and dinner may not be an ideal diet for you.

I'm sorry your Maltese Falcon turned out to be a fake, but...

ManWithTheMetalArm · May 31, 2017

it still sings the blues.
I'm sorry I summoned a demon into the bathroom, but...

shakeysix · Jun 1, 2017

he was the one who left the toilet seat up

I'm sorry that your Morton's foot is incompatible with the Ruby Slippers but ...

Nymtoc · Jun 1, 2017

...you should have traded them for the Tin Man's hat. It's a funnel and would be much more useful around the farm anyway. (By the way, Dorothy and her friends killed the witch, but what about the abominable Miss Gulch--who, one presumes, remained very much alive back in Kansas?)

I'm sorry the boat sank and left you alone on a volcanic island, but...

shakeysix · Jun 1, 2017

you look great in goatskins so what's the problem?

I'm sorry that Oz never gave you nothin' that you didn't already have--

armydillo978 · Jun 1, 2017

But the Tinman got a deal on a used heart.....meh.... it's good.

I'm sorry that Shakeysix is so......Nervous.

Nymtoc · Jun 1, 2017

...but her shaking has nothing to do with nervousness. It's just that she likes to shake, rattle and roll. :Guitar:

I'm sorry you're addicted to KitKat bars, but...

shakeysix · Jun 1, 2017

that slut, Little Debbie, owns my soul!

I'm sorry that Long Lost Family traced your adoption to Hangar 51.

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