FAQ: Flouncing Properly via a Brave Exit Speech Template

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OK. FAQ coverage on:

Snacky's Law
Godwin's Law
Bingo
Kittens
Monty Python (Liked the idea that some clever person had of a forumula)
PopTarts
haggis (the Scottish torture device)
Phentermine
 

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I read the description for Snacky's law & thought, "I've never seen that before." Well, just today I saw an example of it (& it was from a non-joking flouncer too). Weird.
 

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Another "favorite:"

I am a professional and I don't have to stand for this sort of treatment.

I'm outta here.
 

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That's a lovely addition Macdonald, sir.

I'll have to figure out how to use it . . .
 

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I think we need a sub-category for NEPAT flouncers

Here are some mix and match phrases than can be cut and pasted (all with proper spelling, I assure you):

Your all jealous so I'm quiting this place.

I'm happy with my publisher.

I didn't expect to make a million dollar's.

My next royalty check will be better, I know it.

Your just a bunch of published author wanna be's.

I'll show you.

Wanna debate it?

I'm selling copy's everywhere, so there!

My trunk is like a traveling bookstore.

One day PA will crush the competition, you'll see.

Ban me, I dare you.
 

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How about a rubber stamp?

"I came, I saw, I left."
 

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Your all jealous so I'm quiting this place.

I first read that as, "Your all jealous so I'm quilting this place." Which I find rather interesting.

The only place I ever got banned from was a guineafowl discussion forum, where I dared to suggest, on more than one occasion, that one should sanitise eggs prior to setting them for incubation. The response I got was something along the lines of,

"OMG, do you know just what you're saying?"

And yes, I did, which was why I said it.
 

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Everytime I post anything, you just don't get what I am trying to say. I mean how come you find me so offensive. Can't you read? And the worst thing is...I just can't take OFG's sense of humour anymore so I am going. NO, don't try to talk me out of it. I am going. That's right, I'm going. No, no, I really mean it this time. I won't be back, EVER so that's right don't try to make me stay with your pm's begging me to stay.

Haggis only pee's on my posts and Bmwhtly just mocks me. So that's it. I'm going.

Oh yes, but before I go, how dare you all not like what I write? I mean really, when I hang out here I just want to stop writing, so I have decided you are all bad for my karma and your negativity is just too much for my delicate but amazingly beautiful spirit.

So, yeah...don't even think about asking me to stay. :)

ETA: So I guess I was so convincing that someone sent me a PM. :D DISCLAIMER: You all know I think OFG is like THE single most amazing person EVER right? OFG...what would we do without you? *hugs*
 
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....I just can't take OFG's sense of humour anymore so I am going.

Neither can I!!!

....Haggis only pee's on my posts and Bmwhtly just mocks me.

And don't forget... Bmwhtly's always trying to kill the thread!

....Oh yes, but before I go, how dare you all not like what I write? I mean really, when I hang out here I just want to stop writing, so I have decided you are all bad for my karma and your negativity is just too much for my delicate but amazingly beautiful spirit.

So, yeah...don't even think about asking me to stay. :)

Okay! I won't!

But... but... can I come with you? :D

....ETA: So I guess I was so convincing that someone sent me a PM. :D DISCLAIMER: You all know I think OFG is like THE single most amazing person EVER right? OFG...what would we do without you? *hugs*

Aw, gosh, Casi! I'm sure everyone would manage to muddle through without me somehow!

But really, folks, Casi and I are buds. She was just kiddin'!
 

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Here are some mix and match phrases than can be cut and pasted (all with proper spelling, I assure you):

Your all jealous so I'm quiting this place.

I'm happy with my publisher.

I didn't expect to make a million dollar's.

My next royalty check will be better, I know it.

Your just a bunch of published author wanna be's.

I'll show you.

Wanna debate it?

I'm selling copy's everywhere, so there!

My trunk is like a traveling bookstore.

One day PA will crush the competition, you'll see.

Ban me, I dare you.


:ROFL:

and don't forget:

I bet PA rejected you and that's why you tell lies about PA! And slime our guestbooks. And... and... **sniffs, tosses hair, sticks out tongue** Nyah, nyah on you! I'm taking my Phentermine and leaving! (stomps off with great emphasis)
 
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:ROFL:

and don't forget:

I bet PA rejected you and that's why you tell lies about PA! And slime our guestbooks. And... and... **sniffs, tosses hair, sticks out tongue** Nyah, nyah on you! I'm taking my Phentermine and leaving! (stomps off with great emphasis)


Aw, drat! Someone else thought of that one first. And I was going to use that the next time I flounced.

Sheesh! Now I'm back to the stupid drawing board...

:rant:
 

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Indeed we are...the best of buds...until you ANNOY me one more time! Then, I am quitting! And yes...of course you can come with me snookums :) I wouldn't dream of leaving you behind. :D

Well! Just don't annoy me first, lady! Yeah! Or you'll see a flounce the likes of which will make your eyes bleed!

(Say... have we included pre-flounces and post-flounces in our FAQ? How 'bout pseudo-flounces?)

:D
 

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I leave for a few days and does anybody notice? No! Bastard loosers! Well, I'm back so consider this my official Flince, which is the technical term for the opposite of Flounce.

Now, I'm going to go off by myself to do stuff on AW. And none of you are invited to come with me. That's right. None. Of. You.

Consider yourselves off my Christmas card list, too.

*stomps off to another thread*
 
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