Harlots.

William Haskins · Mar 25, 2007

a "modesty survey" conducted via christian boys and men.

http://www.therebelution.com/modestysurvey/browse

some good stuff here, especially if you're a fan of laughing your ass off...

just click a category and you'll see the survey results and lots of great comments. here's a taste:

on bikinis:

"Unfortunately, bikini swimsuits are the source of very real and very ugly temptations at swimming areas. You don't want to go there."

on revealing a bra strap:

"It begins a lustful thought. Highly avoid it."

on tank tops:

"Shows too much skin around the neck and the arms. They are generally too tight and are distracting in that area. Or they are too loose and the arms gape open and reveal too much there."

on clothing that reveals the lower back:

"Girls should try to avoid clothing that would allow this to happen. But guys also need to work on simply looking away if this is a problem."

tourdeforce · Mar 25, 2007

What happened to trying to get laid?

I feel like there is a whole generation of kids that have completely lost their way.

William Haskins · Mar 25, 2007

"Number one, pay attention to what you are wearing. Something you have on may seem fine to you, but that’s because you’re a girl and you were created much, much differently than a guy. And two, listen to a guy if he tells you what is modest and what is not. Once again, his opinion may be completely different, but he’s right when it comes to modesty. He’s the one immodest clothing affects."

Penguin Queen · Mar 25, 2007

Sisters in Christ, you really have no concept of the struggles that guys face on a daily basis. Please, please, please take a higher standard in the ways you dress. True, we men are responsible for our thoughts and actions before the Lord, but it is such a blessing when we know that we can spend time with our sisters in Christ, enjoying their fellowship without having to constantly be on guard against ungodly thoughts brought about by the inappropriate ways they sometimes dress.

A girl has been given something for which she is responsible. That gift is a beautiful body and mystique which has power over a man, and so in being responsible with that gift, a girl must give thought to men.

You'd think second-wave feminism had never happened.

eldragon · Mar 25, 2007

If the good Lord didn't want us to have sex, why did he inject us with hormones?

William Haskins · Mar 25, 2007

to make us taste better.

Penguin Queen · Mar 25, 2007

Where dopes this insane preoccupation with sexual morals come from anyway?? There's way more in the bible about the immorality of having pots of money than about shagging.
Hrrrr.

robeiae · Mar 25, 2007

Penguin Queen said:
Where dopes this insane preoccupation with sexual morals come from anyway??

From the same place as the insane preoccupation with having no sexual morals, I suppose.

William Haskins · Mar 25, 2007

feministe has some fun commentary.

not-so-feminist sidenote: jill is kinda hot.

tourdeforce · Mar 25, 2007

These are the guys that end up date-raping in college, not the guys with normal, healthy porn addictions.

tourdeforce · Mar 25, 2007

William Haskins said:
not-so-feminist sidenote: jill is kinda hot.

"Her dislikes include Everybody Loves Raymond, network news, Tucker Carlson and other bow-tied right-wing pundits, Aerosmith, bad puns, California rolls, people who refer to themselves in the third person, and the smell of baby powder. She really, really hates donuts. And she is thrilled to be blogging at Feministe."

Penis did not make that list so go for it!

William Haskins · Mar 25, 2007

it's the tank top and the revealed bra strap.

tourdeforce · Mar 25, 2007

William Haskins said:
it's the tank top and the revealed bra strap.

I figured it was the slightly parted lips which, according to that survey, is a blatant offer of fellatio.

William Haskins · Mar 25, 2007

god, that too.

hang on, lemme email her.

robeiae · Mar 25, 2007

tourdeforce said:
"Her dislikes include Everybody Loves Raymond, network news, Tucker Carlson and other bow-tied right-wing pundits, Aerosmith, bad puns, California rolls, people who refer to themselves in the third person, and the smell of baby powder. She really, really hates donuts. And she is thrilled to be blogging at Feministe."

This woman hates me so much, I think I'm starting to like her.

George is gettin frustratred!

SC Harrison · Mar 25, 2007

William Haskins said:
a "modesty survey" conducted via christian boys and men.

Jeez. I thought I was obsessed over sex. These guys are presented with so many "stumbling blocks" I'm surprised they can even make it to the front pew without falling on their faces.

That does it. I'm going to the mall to see how many stumbling blocks I can notice.

Ali B · Mar 25, 2007

OMG according to that site a girl's not allowed to move cause it may make a guy pop a woody! Those guys that answered those questions aren't men of God, their men of the Reduction of Puptents Cult.

tourdeforce · Mar 25, 2007

alinasandor said:
... the Reduction of Puptents Cult.

Is that a Harry Potter thing?

veinglory · Mar 25, 2007

And what about these men, undoing their top shirt buttons, smiling at people, bending over, going about with bare-shaven faces--what *is* a gurl to do?

[fans self sinfully]

Ali B · Mar 25, 2007

tourdeforce said:
Is that a Harry Potter thing?

Hmm...Hermione does wear very short skirts and tight jeans in the new movie...

tourdeforce · Mar 25, 2007

Bird of Prey said:
I wonder if lying there dead is O.K. . . I mean if nothing's see-through.

Nope. Lying dead on your back is a clear invitiation to missionary sex.

Lying dead face down... well, lets not go there.

Ali B · Mar 25, 2007

Damn necro christian sex addicts!

tourdeforce · Mar 25, 2007

on road kill:

"Dead deer and other animal carcasses on the roadside can be almost irresistably inviting to a young man. Road kill should be reported to authorities and removed as soon as possible unless it is the Sabbath."

Tiger · Mar 25, 2007

alinasandor said:
OMG according to that site a girl's not allowed to move cause it may make a guy pop a woody! Those guys that answered those questions aren't men of God, their men of the Reduction of Puptents Cult.

I'd like to observe here, that "moving" can be a challenge... For the guy with the woody

Ali B · Mar 25, 2007

IDK I've seen my fiance move pretty quickly with one... :banana:

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