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    Hamsters and Chihuahuas do look a lot alike, don't they.

    'Course, a hamster is quite a bit smarter...
    I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. --Thomas Hobbes

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    You're a smug, sneering, ranting asshole, and yet even when I despise your position, I like you.
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    And hamsters can kick chihooeyhooey heinie from here until next week without even breaking a sweat.
    I still poop rainbows.


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    I won't steal any of your ideas. I have enough of my own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenPanced View Post
    And hamsters can kick chihooeyhooey heinie from here until next week without even breaking a sweat.
    Oh, please. You wouldn't like Duncan when he's gloating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BenPanced View Post
    And hamsters can kick chihooeyhooey heinie from here until next week without even breaking a sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Oh, please. You wouldn't like Duncan when he's gloating.
    First you need to get Duncan un-confuzed. Hamsters don't sweat.

    And with that last score you posted for Hampster Flinging, I don't have any room for gloating in my practice schedule if I'm gonna have a hope of beating you in next year's Showdown on Sixth Street.
    R/
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    eet moar chihooeyhooey
    I still poop rainbows.


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    I won't steal any of your ideas. I have enough of my own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenPanced View Post
    eet moar chihooeyhooey
    I'm terribly sorry, but that's not a complaint.

    Go to your room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BenPanced View Post
    eet moar chihooeyhooey
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I'm terribly sorry, but that's not a complaint. Go to your room.
    It's an anagram for I am Lord Voldemort. And as such, it becomes first, the most foul complaint that has ever been uttered, and second, it is also the true path to salvation.

    Lo! And I say to ye brethren and sisthren and neithers, that today has come upon the land the scourge of the Flaming Pit!

    Yea! The Chihooeyhooey cometh, he of the flaming eyes, the glowing fangs, the sparkly, yet stylish Mod Anti-Snerk Collar, and wroth his he!

    Yet be not afraid, oh my brethen and sisthren and neithers, for the route to salvation is open! Verilly, the Chihooeyhooey hath spoken, and spake thus -- Go to Your Room!

    Say Hali-chihooeyhooey!
    R/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duncan J Macdonald View Post

    Say Hali-chihooeyhooey!
    Didn't he used to be the Emperor of Ethiopia or something?
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    Complaint: The chihuey is trying to impose a monarchy on a federal parliamentary republic, again.
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Didn't he used to be the Emperor of Ethiopia or something?
    Nah, that was Hali-Si-Lassie.

    :rimshot:
    R/
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    Complaint: The chihuey is trying to impose a monarchy on a federal parliamentary republic, again.
    Technically, the Chihuey is a member of the Police State that is the Mod Community on this Board, so if he's trying to impose a monarchy on a dictatorship, then he won't be long for the world. The other Mods get rather short with rebellion.





    Or so I've heard.
    R/
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    Some of the other mods are just rather short...
    I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. --Thomas Hobbes

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW
    You're a smug, sneering, ranting asshole, and yet even when I despise your position, I like you.
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    Which is why you have to check your shoes frequently to make sure you haven't stepped on one.
    I still poop rainbows.


    Kitchen Witch is now available!


    I won't steal any of your ideas. I have enough of my own.

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    *checks shoes*


    Complaint: I have mini mod all over my brand new Jimmy Choos
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    mac,



    i haven't been completely honest with you about my hacking skills.
    i'm sorry but they've pushed me and pushed me and pushed me.
    it's gone on way too long.





    cray
    Last edited by cray; 03-30-2012 at 05:55 PM.

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    I don't like the color scheme in cray's avatar. Pastel colors are teh suxx0rz.
    I still poop rainbows.


    Kitchen Witch is now available!


    I won't steal any of your ideas. I have enough of my own.

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    Dearest Jack-Booted Thug-o-Mod,

    (Settle down, Haggis. I'm talking to Mac here.)

    Your mods.

    *sigh*

    I'm afraid they've run amuck again. We (the non-jack-booted general population) have done all that we can to keep them in line. Yet, everyday we wake up to chihuahuas turned kitten and Transformers that have inexplicably morphed into kitchen appliances. And the one that was once a battery has turned into...well, okay, maybe that one was an improvement. It's gone to far. One of them (*cough* RT *cough*) was even spotted posting naked!

    (Okay, maybe not naked, but there was no avatar in sight, so draw your own conclusions.)

    The entire forum is descending into chaos. The next thing you know, they'll start thinking they're entitled to opinions and start trying to enforce rules. You can probably imagine how well that will go over.

    I, on behalf of absolutely no one, beg that you give them a stern talking to, fifty pounds of potatoes to peel, and force them all to bear Punky Brewster avatars for a week. Maybe then they'll start to appreciate the authority they supposedly hold.

    Please...please do something, for the childrenz.

    Your humble, obedient and ne'er wrong subscriber,
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    [Unlocks the Cattle Prod storage locker and stands aside...]

    Nothing to see here folks. Move along, move along.
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    *lays down glue traps*
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Haggis, did I hear Kayleamay make a request of the mods?

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    *sniffs the glue traps*
    ahhhh.



    what? oh yeah,..


    dear mac and anyone else,


    look at me?
    i'm not a battery.

    do you really want aw to suffer? seriously?
    i'm. not. a. battery.


    help me before it's too late!
    i can't handle this anymore.



    yours,



    cray

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    I warned you people. He's liable to go off the deep side at any moment.
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    Should one of us give him a helpful push?
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    It's just so sad.
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

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