Ever been busting for a pee (or poo), but just can't FIND A FREAKIN' TOILET!?!

No but I live in a small apartment building behind a major bus stop. We locals take turns chasing people away least the stink get overwhelming, it does sometimes anyway. Once spent half an hour scrubbing brown off the wall of the laundry room. Humans are worse then dogs. I feel sorry for dogs sometimes too.