Auction #54 - Mystery Grab Bag

Steps up to the...plate.

For $11.00.......what color is it?

$12

It's a rock, isn't it?

SpookyWriter said:

$3.50 if I can wear it under my clothes.

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You mean, like this? http://www.glumbert.com/media/pants

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Nope. It's much cuter than a rock. But some of its relatives were made of rock.

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A sculpture of a dragon?

A sculpture of something?

Bmwhtly said:

A sculpture of something?

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You gotta pay to guess, pal. Of course, you can muse all you want.

I still think it's a damn garden gnome. Evil creatures.

A bag of Portland Cement?

alleycat said:

You gotta pay to guess, pal. Of course, you can muse all you want.

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Then that's what I'm doing.

Cat said:

I still think it's a damn garden gnome. Evil creatures.

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I don't see a bid backing up that guess...

Bmwhtly said:

I don't see a bid backing up that guess...

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I have cookies! I don't need a gnome!

For lucky $13, it's a sculpture of Venus designed to be placed near a lawn while water sprinkles from certain areas of her anatomy to help promote greener grass; meanwhile, cherubs hover nearby for a taste of her nectar.

There's no need to announce I'm correct, Jen. Just pack her up and ship my lawn ornament tomorrow.

$14 for the naked lawn gnome.

eldragon said:

$14 for the naked lawn gnome.

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I hate to say it because it's hardly ever true, but in this case, great minds really do think alike.

I'll split it with you if we're right, Pam.

Silver King said:

I hate to say it because it's hardly ever true, but in this case, great minds really do think alike.

I'll split it with you if we're right, Pam.

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I'll take the top half. (I have kids.)

$15

Send the thing to Silver King.