Your dirtiest confession....for the day.

beezle said:

You'll scar her for life. I know!

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No one noticed. They sure were cozy though.

TsukiRyoko said:

Are they Snoopy slippers?

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My (beloved) hubby bought me men's slippers. Brown and backless. So he could have something to wear when his feet get cold. That dork.

This is the best you guys can do?

I drop my kids off every morning in pajamas and slippers. If I ever have car trouble, I'm screwed.

Soccer Mom said:

I drop my kids off every morning in pajamas and slippers. If I ever have car trouble, I'm screwed.

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I don't think you meant it that way.

My wife wanted me to drive her around to shop today because of the icy roads. I went outside to spread some salt in our driveway then came in the house and told her I slipped on the ice and sprained an ankle. She went on her own and I took a nap.

I enjoyed Stomp the Yard, that movie critics almost universally panned, for the same reason guys enjoy Baywatch. And I'd do it again!

I had garlic and onions at dinner last night and didn't brush my teeth before bed.

My hands are....chapped....

I ate a truck-stop burrito for lunch.

If that's not gross enough for you, I should have an update in a few hours.

Fried egg and mustard sandwich

Delarege said:

This is the best you guys can do?

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What gew got, dork?

kimmi 57 said:

Fried egg and mustard sandwich

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Egg McMuffin with pickles.

Yesterday I made a pact with 6 of my friends. We're going to wear the same clothes Monday through Friday (yes, even underwear) to see who can stand it the longer

Don't forget to turn your underwear inside out -- you can last another six days.

My butt crack is showing...... thats as good as I can do.

Dama, underwear is good for at least two months, trust me.

days not over yet and my 18 yr old doesn't leave for her nite event for another 30 minutes.... 29:50 minutes.... and we are still eagerly counting bwah haha

I still haven't finished sweeping up the dirt from the poor little cactus I knocked off the windowsill while trying to move an orchid with very stiff leaves so I could close said window.

I think the cactus is okay, though...

jennifer75 said:

....I think my tongue is making the hole bigger.

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Jennifer is back.

The same thing happened to me once, and for several days, I kept feeling something "extra" along the edges of the hole. I thought it was a flap of skin left over from the extraction. Turns out it was a strip of noodle stuck inside the opening from chicken soup I had eaten after surgery. I dug it out lest it should cause an infection.

Soccer Mom said:

I drop my kids off every morning in pajamas and slippers. If I ever have car trouble, I'm screwed.

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Now that's funny..

Since i've been out of work i'll walk to the mailbox in shorts, ratty t-shirt and my Crocs