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    Quote Originally Posted by WerenCole View Post
    Tsuki dear, I am trying to do you a favor. Nobody in their right mind should read Pilgrims Progress unless you are researching victorian aged religous conduct in western society for the most boring research paper of all time. Really, you should be thanking me.
    While I agree I should be thanking you for saving me from a horirble literary fate, I'm DYING to see Jay's mod powers in action (they probably go great with the full leather suit). She's the chosen one, and I vote you as the guinea pig.

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WerenCole View Post
    You vicious b!tch. . .


    Anyway, The New Pilgrims Progress is a much better read.
    Really, Weren?

    Vicious?

    I was trying to inspire her to do her math. I wouldn't have inflicted it on her if the math was done.

    You, on the other hand...the second you fall asleep, I am soooo painting your toe nails sparkly blue...
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    Given this guy's, um, strangeness--and I don't mean strange like most of us seem to be, but strangeness in the sense of, um, strange--I can see him bursting into little furry lizards upon Yugo impact.

    Neat.

    I want a Mr. Smithers, then. As a crash-test dummy.

    Can anyone tell me the how to care for the little critters? What do they eat?

    chihuahuas and cats?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    Really, Weren?

    Vicious?

    I was trying to inspire her to do her math. I wouldn't have inflicted it on her if the math was done.

    You, on the other hand...the second you fall asleep, I am soooo painting your toe nails sparkly blue...
    Don't fall for his trickery, Jay. He's rabid. An animal. He...He tore my by math homework and...busted the...ceiling fan. Yeah! he busted the ceiling fan!

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post

    You, on the other hand...the second you fall asleep, I am soooo painting your toe nails sparkly blue...


    Just leave my clothes on this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TsukiRyoko View Post
    Don't fall for his trickery, Jay. He's rabid. An animal. He...He tore my by math homework and...busted the...ceiling fan. Yeah! he busted the ceiling fan!


    Sounds kinky. . . reminds me of a time when it was really hot and we. . .uh, broke a fan.

    True story. We had a good laugh.

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    ***looks at floor***

    you all came back in here and walked all over my clean floor

    ***gets fire hose***

    now you're gonna get it

    ***hose spews forth a stream of colored scarves***

    Oh. Right. Ha Ha.

    ***gets gun***

    Now you're gonna get it

    ***gun spews forth a sign that says 'BANG'***

    Crimmminy.....

    ***Peels banana, tosses peel on floor and walks away without noticing a sign drawn in crayon taped to her back***

    I. M. Toopid.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by TsukiRyoko View Post
    Don't fall for his trickery, Jay. He's rabid. An animal. He...He tore my by math homework and...busted the...ceiling fan. Yeah! he busted the ceiling fan!


    Suppose your going to have to read the Pilgrims Progress then. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WerenCole View Post
    Sounds kinky. . . reminds me of a time when it was really hot and we. . .uh, broke a fan.

    True story. We had a good laugh.
    This is odd... I didn roughly the same thing about a year ago. Shoved my foot through the thing while erm... waltzing.... Ahem....

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    ***looks at floor***

    you all came back in here and walked all over my clean floor

    ***gets fire hose***

    now you're gonna get it

    ***hose spews forth a stream of colored scarves***

    Oh. Right. Ha Ha.

    ***gets gun***

    Now you're gonna get it

    ***gun spews forth a sign that says 'BANG'***

    Crimmminy.....

    ***Peels banana, tosses peel on floor and walks away without noticing a sign drawn in crayon taped to her back***

    I. M. Toopid.....
    Ehh heeh hee hee hee hee hee!!!!

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WerenCole View Post
    Just leave my clothes on this time.
    You wish! You'll be stripped and covered in whipped cream wihtin the hour

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shwebb View Post
    I want a Mr. Smithers, then. As a crash-test dummy.

    Can anyone tell me the how to care for the little critters? What do they eat?
    Eggplant is the preferred diet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soccer Mom View Post
    I didn't make the mess Lady Jay. It was the boys. They're so.....boyish.


    And the cat. Blame the cat. She spilled the grape juice.
    *wakes up from nap on nice pillow wonderful Imperial Mod Lady Jay provided to all Kitty Cat Cabal members for slumbers; stretches; yawns; preens; grooms*

    Oh, cute little doggie person is trying to foist blame? *snickers* Grape juice was spilled onto Weren's pants. Nary a drop hit anything Imperial Mod Lady Jay would have needed to deal with. *unsheaths claws* However, should something need shredding or pruning, KCC members are always here to help. Need a haircut, cute little doggie person?

    *purrs happily at Imperial Mod Lady Jay; curls up; goes back to sleep*
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    ***looks around. Sees kitties all asleep, or nearly so, on their luxury 8 level, carpet covered kitty tower...

    ...sees doggies all asleep on their big, plush, black suede sofa....

    ....sees frogs all asleep in their luxury 500 gallon terrarium modeled on the Amazonian basin eco system....


    ....sees Tsuki all asleep in her cute, pink, footie, 'Hello Kitty' sleep wear...

    ...sees there is not an ounce of Captain Morgan left in the joint....

    ....sees the remnants of several joints in the bottom of a'Captain Morgan' bottle....***

    Well....at least it's clean......ish

    ***leaves to restock Captain Morgan***
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    ***looks around. Sees kitties all asleep, or nearly so, on their luxury 8 level, carpet covered kitty tower...

    ...sees doggies all asleep on their big, plush, black suede sofa....

    ....sees frogs all asleep in their luxury 500 gallon terrarium modeled on the Amazonian basin eco system....


    ....sees Tsuki all asleep in her cute, pink, footie, 'Hello Kitty' sleep wear...

    ...sees there is not an ounce of Captain Morgan left in the joint....

    ....sees the remnants of several joints in the bottom of a'Captain Morgan' bottle....***

    Well....at least it's clean......ish

    ***leaves to restock Captain Morgan***
    *sniff* Isn't she just like the best co-Mod EVER?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JeanneTGC View Post
    *sniff* Isn't she just like the best co-Mod EVER?
    A really good co-mod would have made us some bloody marys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    A really good co-mod would have made us some bloody marys.
    I'm not so sure--she might get confused and bloody up a Mary or two, instead.

    *smiles and is glad her name is not even close to Mary*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shwebb View Post
    I'm not so sure--she might get confused and bloody up a Mary or two, instead.

    *smiles and is glad her name is not even close to Mary*
    Hmmm. I hadn't considered that. I'll withdraw my suggestion should anyone named "Mary" so request.
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    Maybe she could make us some 'hair of the dog'. I hear it only takes a blender....and you know how Jay likes sharp thing.

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    It's still clean. Thanks.
    I'm tired.

    ***pushes all dogs from sofa...gives 'Cindy' 100 bucks to take them to 'Applebys'....naps on sofa***
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    Maybe she could make us some 'hair of the dog'. I hear it only takes a blender....and you know how Jay likes sharp thing.
    The Kitty Cat Cabal offers to make up all the Hair of Dog shakes anyone would like. Really. Step right up. Blender's right here, small doggie persons. (Except cute little doggie person Soccer Mom...we like her, she grills yummy mouse potstickers...she can stay...)
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    True. We need Soccer Mom when we can't find the mop in the Royalty Thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soccer Mom View Post
    I think everyone here needs to take a moment and join a gang in the OP. And wear your colors here. Just so we know. Be ye friend or foe?

    Errr... would you give me a just a teeny-tiny hint as to the acceptable colors?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDCrayne View Post
    Errr... would you give me a just a teeny-tiny hint as to the acceptable colors?
    Trust me, JD, just go with the Kitty Cat Cabal. I think our color is red, but it doesn't matter because, well, we're cats and we can wear anything well.

    We also have the delux kitty condo and Lady Jay never knocks US off it when she needs a lie-down...unlike the little doggie persons, who routinely get kicked off and out.

    We stay in the warm, purring quietly, waiting to enforce anything Lady Jay might need taken care of. So to speak.

    (BTW, the Better Join a Gang topic/poll is here: http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/...ad.php?t=54713)
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