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Thread: TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

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    Actually, a song and some pastries would be nice right about now.

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    Hey Jay...you make me smile... congrats and good luck...I think you'll be great!
    hugs kimmi

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    mugs kimmi

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    The world quacked with fear
    And the mushrooms blossomed freely
    For hippies with digestive problems
    To come and get touchy feely

    My mom warned me once
    That cuddly sociopaths are not
    good to date.
    "Find some bipolar wench!" She screamed,
    and sent me out of her site.


    A string of profanity
    came streaming from my soul
    when I heard that Lady Jay
    That is; Jay The Cold
    Would be coming to the land of the munchkins
    And bringing her politically incorrect
    border collie along with her.

    Bruno! Oh. . . . Bruno?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    Oh.No.A.Pervert.What.Ever.Shall.I.Do?

    Go Home,Tsuki. Go to bed. Forget EVERYTHING.

    (oops...I said that in a funny voice.)
    Go home? If I go home, I'll have nothing to steal! It's all mine! And I get PISSED when someone steals from me, so I'll end up beating the living crap out of...myself, and well, I'll be stuck having to pay my medical bills because I'm an inconsiderate buttwipe, but I can't say that aloud because I'll hear it and get very, very angry with myself.

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    Actually, a song and some pastries would be nice right about now.
    Pasties are always nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Pasties are always nice.

    Yeah~! (?)




    ..........................no


    Oh yeah. . . Jay, I am celebrating my dedicating my 1500th post to you. . .


    um. . . . this is my 1500th post.
    Last edited by WerenCole; 02-09-2007 at 07:16 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WerenCole View Post
    Yeah~! (?)




    ..........................no
    Well, sure. No pasties are better. Duh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    Uh, Jay? When did I become a kitty cat??
    He's a...dog, right? Like Haggis only, um, bigger. MUCH bigger. (Yeah, pay me later for that one, RT)

    I'M the cat, dammit.

    'Cole's the sorta poet.

    And Jay's the sociopath.

    Titles? I have titles to sell...
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    [quote=JeanneTGC;1112695]He's a...dog, right? Like Haggis only, um, bigger. MUCH bigger. (Yeah, pay me later for that one, RT)

    quote]

    You've obviously never seen me in the shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis
    Quote Originally Posted by JeanneTGC View Post
    He's a...dog, right? Like Haggis only, um, bigger. MUCH bigger. (Yeah, pay me later for that one, RT)
    You've obviously never seen me in the shower.
    Noooo...but if you hum a few bars...

    I find music inspirational for all creativity. Particularly when discussing male "attributes"...
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    RT is an Aardvark Thingy. Haggis is Alpha Dog! And I outta know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soccer Mom View Post
    RT is an Aardvark Thingy. Haggis is Alpha Dog! And I outta know.
    Hmmm...so RT's IS bigger than Haggis'...

    (We cats love stirring up this kind of trouble .)
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    *sprays humor forum with Cat-Be-Gone*
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by JeanneTGC View Post
    'Cole's the sorta poet.

    ..


    Am friggin not!


    I don't even like poetry unless it really friggin sucks. . . and is gratuitous. . . and involves sometype of idiot fart joke.

    Right on! Let's get wasted and hire and escort service! Gotta see those pasties close up. . .

    I am going to write this one off as: Developmental Research.


    sweet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    *sprays humor forum with Cat-Be-Gone*
    *Laughs at Haggis' pathetic attempts to remove feline presence. Rubs scent ALL over the place. Calls other felines to come on by and taunt the cute little doggy thing.*

    The new mod's in and all is clear...
    I think I'm gonna like it here...

    *curls up and grooms while sniggering at cute little doggy things, but keeps it all inside*
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    *passes bottle of chianti to Weren*
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WerenCole
    I don't even like poetry unless it really friggin sucks. . . and is gratuitous. . . and involves sometype of idiot fart joke.
    *points up to 'Coles previous poetic-type post*

    Poet. By your own definition.

    The Prosecution rests, your Honor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JeanneTGC View Post

    The Prosecution rests, your Honor.
    Yeah. About 22 hours a day, I figure.

    Don't you felines have rats to torture or kill or something?
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    Thanks Haggis. . .


    Your gonna regret this jeanne. . . I mean, really. Yeah. I said it. Right. I mean, your. . .like. . . really gonna regret it.


    *Passes bottle back to Haggis*

    I sure told her. . . right? *hic*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soccer Mom View Post
    RT is an Aardvark Thingy. Haggis is Alpha Dog! And I outta know.
    She's always staring at my long proboscis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WerenCole View Post
    Am friggin not!


    . . . and involves sometype of idiot fart joke.
    Hell, Weren! Why didn't you say so earlier? The ultimate whoopy cushion chair gag:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    She's always staring at my long proboscis.
    The girl can't help it, RT. None of us can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WerenCole View Post
    Thanks Haggis. . .

    Your gonna regret this jeanne. . . I mean, really. Yeah. I said it. Right. I mean, your. . .like. . . really gonna regret it.


    *Passes bottle back to Haggis*

    I sure told her. . . right? *hic*
    *stretches, swishes tail, knocks chianti bottle over "accidentally", curls back up, examines claws*

    I'm terrified. Truly I am. In fact, I'm so terrified that when I go off to bed, I'll faint.

    Besides...you're both so cute when you're all stuttery and stuff...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    Hell, Weren! Why didn't you say so earlier? The ultimate whoopy cushion chair gag:




    Now that's friggin poetry!



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