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    Where's the potty in this place? The cabaret smells like paint, it's making me dizzy(er).

    Sheesh, take a weekend off and look what happens around here. Where's cousin Carmine?

    *hic*

    Someone did reorder the rum supplies, yes?

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    Hey Jay, where'd my porno rack go?

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMuse View Post
    Where's the potty in this place? The cabaret smells like paint, it's making me dizzy(er).
    Um....is it a bad time to mention these were ordered for the Cabaret, too?


    I just thought the Miss Kitty theme was supposed to be carried over into the rest rooms.....

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    Oh, thank goodness! I've had a lot of tea this morning

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    *hic*
    *BELCH*
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    *trots in, looks around*

    Bernie, Mortie, let's just go straight to the Cabaret. It's more frightening to enter via the back way right now.

    *leaves with Yak and Moose in tow*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    *hic*
    *BELCH*
    I resent that.

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    OOOOH Tsuki...whatcha got in your purse??

    **rummages** VALIUM? what the heck am I supposed to do with VALIUM...that stuff is soooo 60's come on...where's the PHENTERMINE???? WHERE. IS. THE. PHENTERMINE?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    OOOOH Tsuki...whatcha got in your purse??

    **rummages** VALIUM? what the heck am I supposed to do with VALIUM...that stuff is soooo 60's come on...where's the PHENTERMINE???? WHERE. IS. THE. PHENTERMINE?????
    I took it all! I'm sorry! I honestly meant to take 20 Valium, but instead I took the PHENTERMINE! Forgive me!!!!!!!!!

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    If you need to dispose of that Valium . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMuse View Post
    If you need to dispose of that Valium . . .
    Sure, here ya go! *unties bag, dumps a mound of pills on the table* Tada!

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    Thanks!

    I just love this place, always has what I need

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMuse View Post
    Thanks!

    I just love this place, always has what I need
    You'll love it more after you take a handful of those babies. Extra strength

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    I'm pretty much tripping out on 'No-doz' and coffee until midnight on the 31st...(end of the 1st qtr).

    Fear me.
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    I'll warn the Dominos guy!

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    It started out well.
    The consultant was calling this am, wanted an advance check. Needed a room reservation. Whine whine whine

    It was driving us crazy.
    So he got his room reservation.
    And to make sure he understands exactly how much he has been whining....
    At no extra charge the hotel is setting up a crib in his room.

    However, now, a particular delivery company that will not be named here is sending my company all kinds of 'demand' letters for an invoice that was already paid. I've sent them copies of the cancelled checks...

    I played their game.

    Now I am very not amused, and -

    I want them to play my game.
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    Be afraid, particular delivery company!

    Be VERY afraid!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    I played their game.

    Now I am very not amused, and -

    I want them to play my game.
    Does anyone else worry that seems especially ominous, given its message number?
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    Oooooo

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    Da dum

    Da dum

    Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum

    DadiddlydaDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    (Hey, Jay got the 666 post! Dangit...)
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    So. I am talking to my friend. And she's talking about her creative streak. So we start in on how she should write about her realestate deals, and she could make side money by writing about this.

    So, of course, she is shy, so I bring her here to show her what a wonderful community we have here.

    And she read half way through the 'Comedy Cabaret' thread, and decided that we scare her.

    Except for RT. She thinks he's cute.

    But the rest of us scare her.

    SIGH:::

    And you all should be aware that now I am trying to teach Mr. Mc Bootie (kitten) to 'lie down' and 'roll over'. This is going to be harder than 'Sit'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    So. I am talking to my friend. And she's talking about her creative streak. So we start in on how she should write about her realestate deals, and she could make side money by writing about this.

    So, of course, she is shy, so I bring her here to show her what a wonderful community we have here.

    And she read half way through the 'Comedy Cabaret' thread, and decided that we scare her.

    Except for RT. She thinks he's cute.

    But the rest of us scare her.

    SIGH:::
    She actually likes RT?

    Poor gal. Sounds like she missed a dose of PHENTERMINE.
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    It is weird. I know. But she is also scared of reading what I write. So maybe, compared to me, RT seems....normal?

    Poor Haggis, are you shivvering? Into the hoodie with you!

    Yes, I'm wearing a tee shirt. Black spandex..Daytona Bike Week...why do you ask?
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    I scare someone?



    <---ME??

    *raises eyebrows in surprise*

    But, I wasn't even TRYING. Maybe if I tried to scare her, it would backfire and she'd fall in love with the place?


    *taps chin thoughtfully*

    RT, you say? Girl just ain't right.

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    I' going to have to lead her into the 'Freelance' forum to get her acclimated. I mean after 'Noobies'. Then maybe a quiet walk around the mellower bits of some spiritual threads. After that...a tad of 'House of Love', and then I bet she'll be happy to read and crit. (She likes to read and crit....just not horror or the variety of Sci Fi I write...which she says has started to scare her.)

    I will have to keep her away from TIO.

    But...she is facinated by the pies.

    That might be what gets her back. Belonging to a forum where there is RT (for some weird, psycho, lunatic reason. Oh, that is why RT is here, right...his weird, psycho, lunatic REASONS) and people can throw pies.

    Of course...if I cannot lure her back... I can interview her and write the articles myself....

    Gotta find more jokes...we's all slackin'!
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