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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post

    No one is ever on the queen's side.
    I am, if she pays me enough and buys me a carton of Marbs.

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TsukiRyoko View Post
    I am, if she pays me enough and buys me a carton of Marbs.
    I'd be careful, Tsuki. As far as I know, you haven't been queen yet. We could make this happen, you know. It's not a pretty thing. Just ask Jeanne.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TsukiRyoko View Post
    I am, if she pays me enough and buys me a carton of Marbs.
    Hon, you get a lovely salary, two of your own personal Hunks, and a case of Marbs a week. And, since I'm the Queen and all, drinking age is YOUR age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I'd be careful, Tsuki. As far as I know, you haven't been queen yet. We could make this happen, you know. It's not a pretty thing. Just ask Jeanne.
    tsuki was queen during christmas break. and she was pretty good at it...though bart may never recover.

    queen is fun. when i was queen everything was copacetic and mellow. no amoking...just tax reform.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    thank god for thumb drives..
    You've got a drive in your thumb?

    Jay's a Cyborg!

    Well, that explains a lot.
    "Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."

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    Actually, Tsuki was Queen just a short time ago. She just.......rarely showed up. Spent all her time smoking in the girl's room, I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bmwhtly View Post
    You've got a drive in your thumb?

    Jay's a Cyborg!

    Well, that explains a lot.
    If your going to be a speciest, we prefer 'borg'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    If your going to be a speciest, we prefer 'borg'.
    What do you mean we?

    There are more?

    *looks around*

    All Is Lost!
    "Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."

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    I assume she means women in general. I mean, do you understand them?

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    What a gyp! My morning search for "women of star trek" anytime within the last hour BROUGHT ME HERE?!?

    quick, everyone buy these books:

    Jade Rabbit
    Zen Scorpions
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    Quote Originally Posted by gclare View Post
    What a gyp! My morning search for "women of star trek" anytime within the last hour BROUGHT ME HERE?!?
    Oh. So now I'm a gyp? What ever happened to "I love you Jay", "I want you Jay", "You are everything to me Jay".

    This stardom thing has gone to your head, Mr. Clare.

    ...dag, dress a meerkat in drag and make him do the hula and he gets a million dollar contract from Disney, and he doesn't call, doesn't write, doesn't remember the murderous psychopath who loves him....

    That's it...
    ***Grabs Ben by the tie***

    Come along, Mr. B. at least you know howw to make me feel good...

    I'll beat you at Scrabble this time Ben
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    Oh. So now I'm a gyp? What ever happened to "I love you Jay", "I want you Jay", "You are everything to me Jay".


    Oh...I'm sorry. Did I laugh out loud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    Actually, Tsuki was Queen just a short time ago. She just.......rarely showed up. Spent all her time smoking in the girl's room, I suppose.
    Actually, I was in the backroom with....

    *ahem* Hey, you want something to drink?

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    ***Grabs Ben by the tie***
    *Sitting comfortably at the bar*
    Y'know people said I was an idiot for buying a clip-on tie.
    "Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."

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    you are just afraid that i will beat you at scrabble if i don't agree to a 30 letter tile handicap

    nice tie i can use it to tie up things with...once i ditch the clip thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by TsukiRyoko View Post
    Actually, I was in the backroom with....

    *ahem* Hey, you want something to drink?
    Bar in the Kingdom!

    I need an Assassin, girl! You coming for your smokes and stuff or NOT?

    (Lord, when does this Queen gig END?)
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    You could always appoint a Prime Minister and spend the rest of your days on that barstool writing your memoirs and sipping tequila....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    you are just afraid that i will beat you at scrabble
    Well, you cheat at scrabble.

    Everytime I challenge a word of yours you beat me with the dictionary until I agree than Quone actually does exist.
    Plus, last time we played, you put down a word with twelve blanks.
    "Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    You could always appoint a Prime Minister and spend the rest of your days on that barstool writing your memoirs and sipping tequila....
    Would I have to wear a ghastly hairstyle, clothes that are seemingly made of a triple-durable denim/polyester blend and which don't alter style for 60 odd years, carry some large, ugly handbag, wear sensible shoes, and have truly ugly children and relatives?

    If so, I think I'll stick with the gig as initially outlined.
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    Don't hang out in my place dressed in poly double-knit...


    I think...for memoir writing ex-royalty...

    ...faded cut-offs, a Led Zeppelin T, and a Toronto BlueJays hat to keep your hair out of your face.

    Shoes are optional.

    Oh...and once a week you need to have a drunken tirade in which you resolve to re-take the throne from your scheming cousin Eugenia...who dresses in poly double kinit and has blue hair...but not the nice kind of blue hair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    Don't hang out in my place dressed in poly double-knit...


    I think...for memoir writing ex-royalty...

    ...faded cut-offs, a Led Zeppelin T, and a Toronto BlueJays hat to keep your hair out of your face.

    Shoes are optional.

    Oh...and once a week you need to have a drunken tirade in which you resolve to re-take the throne from your scheming cousin Eugenia...who dresses in poly double kinit and has blue hair...but not the nice kind of blue hair.
    Hmmmm...sounds okay...I'll talk to you about it when I burn the Kingdom down on my way out of town...
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    The kingdom is built out of stone. Try a jackhammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    The kingdom is built out of stone. Try a jackhammer.
    Nitro, then. Definitely nitro.
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    Ooooooo.....fireworks?

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