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Thread: TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

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    Quote Originally Posted by David McAfee View Post
    Um....can I get in on this?
    With size 94 panties, everyone can get in on this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    ***drags haggis whining from the shadows and hugs him to her heaving bosom..(what? I'm laughing...give me a break)***
    Dutchess? No. Princess....maybe...(Does it mean I'm realted to Dclary?)
    Pain? Only if you P.O. me.
    ...
    But YOU, Haggis....my hairless cat-sized friend....
    You make me smile.

    You should stay right here. (hug) with me (hug).

    ***Puts Haggis down. Immediately two clown-mimes run up and pelt Haggis with cream pies. Then a Pacer (Pacer???!!) full of 'beautician-clowns' drives up, disgorges clowns, who then race to pick Haggis up...run him through a car wash...blow dry him, put a big pink bow aropund his neck, and returns him to the floor...where he is again picked up by Jaycinth, who hasn't noticed a single thing.***

    We'll have fun, Haggis. Just wait.
    Pink bow or heaving bosom? Pink bow or heaving bosom?

    Decisions, decisions, decisions...

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    Last edited by MidnightMuse; 02-09-2007 at 01:09 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMuse View Post
    STOP IT! STOP IT!
    Quote Originally Posted by Curlz View Post
    For those of you that don't know what "haggis" is, I can only say that it's much better not knowing anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    STOP IT! STOP IT!
    Yeah. Stop it. I said pink BOW.

    But, now that I see it. What about some 'Maltese Cross' earrings.

    Maybe some eenie little Armani boots?

    And a black leather Prada Leash.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    Yeah. Stop it. I said pink BOW.

    But, now that I see it. What about some 'Maltese Cross' earrings.

    Maybe some eenie little Armani boots?

    And a black leather Prada Leash.



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    Not without two pair of stiletto heels.
    Quote Originally Posted by Curlz View Post
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    That's just wrong. On SO many levels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMuse View Post
    I think I said black leather...pink bow. No way on Earth I will be seen in public with Haggis dressed like that.

    but we do have several pairs of.....

    No. Must be grown up. Must be grown up.... must...... AAARRRRUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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    I think he's pretty in pink. But black leather is always a good choice.


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    Hmmm...Okay, I have a question:

    Lady Jay, how do you feel about cats?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMuse View Post
    I think he's pretty in pink. But black leather is always a good choice.

    That's actually kinda studly. I could go for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    That's actually kinda studly. I could go for that.
    Be careful what cities you wear that getup in, Haggis...it's considered very sexy all over the place, but you'll attract a different kind of dog depending where you strut that outfit out.
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    You'd love the little set of Chihuahua'cuffs I found. Too scared to post them here, but it IS an innocent picture.

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    Ooh, I like the leather jacket look, Haggis. It's HOT. You look so tuff. Grrrrrrr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    Now, that is a good idea. Just remember to swallow the gum. Write letters to people you don't like, telling them you are certain you will be murdered, and that they are the only people you will trust to make it right. Suggest that you've buried a very valuable ring on a chain around your neck, and that they can have it if they'll exhume you and expose the person who did you in.

    When they dig in...
    BOOM BOOM...out go the lights.

    For even more fun...stuff the gum in a corpse that's leaving for the grave yard. A little wire, a small battery, and that funeral will be exploding with fun.....

    WHAT? Well...I think it's funny.
    Ahahahaha this is a splendid idea! I'm writing this down in my Conspiracy notebook (hope the cops never find this one. Woo, buddy.... That notebook's gonna be hard to explain.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Pink bow or heaving bosom? Pink bow or heaving bosom?

    Decisions, decisions, decisions...

    Jay, I think he's trying to avoid the subject. Or, perhaps he's just a pervert. I saw we ban him, lock him in the cellar, and wave aromatic food in front of his face until he dies of starvation. You know, the usual.

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    I think Haggis looks better as food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    I think Haggis looks better as food.
    Aw, is that a baby picture of Haggis before he picked up his first syringe? How cute!

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
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    Ok. the black leather is great. (What? I finished two crits, and one kid is in class and the other one wanted 'Beef-a-roni' for dinner. Yes, yes. I SHOULD be working on 'Shivas...' but Babs has a wonderful thread here and I want to get the rating up....)

    I'd rather like him to have boots. But as long as he is happy.....

    I was thinking about starting a 'Late Night Comedy Cafe'. Kinda like Letterman, Leno, and O'Brien. But here. And better. With Me. (when I'm not drunk, lying in a gutter,moaning about my ex...)

    And maybe an 'Afternoon Fun Bunch', based on radio jocks.

    Anyone with me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TsukiRyoko View Post
    Jay, I think he's trying to avoid the subject. Or, perhaps he's just a pervert. I saw we ban him, lock him in the cellar, and wave aromatic food in front of his face until he dies of starvation. You know, the usual.
    Oh.No.A.Pervert.What.Ever.Shall.I.Do?

    Go Home,Tsuki. Go to bed. Forget EVERYTHING.

    (oops...I said that in a funny voice.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    I think Haggis looks better as food.
    A dozen 'Oompa Loompas' dressed as clown-mimes, drive up in a Yugo. They grab Rllgthunder,and put him through a car wash...with lots of ACME roller brush cleaning jets, blow him dry, fluff him,spray him with 'Hello Kitty' cologne, put a pink cubic zirconia collar around his neck,and deliver him to 'Lady J'.***

    Ohhhhhhhhh.Kitty Kat!!!!!!

    I'm going to hug him and love him and call him 'Larry'......
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    Let's all go down to the lanes and throw a few.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    A dozen 'Oompa Loompas' dressed as clown-mimes, drive up in a Yugo. They grab Rllgthunder,and put him through a car wash...with lots of ACME roller brush cleaning jets, blow him dry, fluff him,spray him with 'Hello Kitty' cologne, put a pink cubic zirconia collar around his neck,and deliver him to 'Lady J'.***

    Ohhhhhhhhh.Kitty Kat!!!!!!

    I'm going to hug him and love him and call him 'Larry'......
    Uh, Jay? When did I become a kitty cat??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    Uh, Jay? When did I become a kitty cat??
    What? You wanna thong and pasties?????
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