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Thread: TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

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    I don't feel funny at all today.

    What is worse...I've been trying to murder an inconvenient tertiary character for a week, and nothing seems quite right.

    Bleh. Bleh. Bleh.

    And ...well.... have I mentioned that my life stinks, I mean recently???

    Can I start drinking now?
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    Mr. Mgabutu here says he can "work some good mojo to combat Lady Jay's bad juju". For a fee.

    I'm trying to talk him down from Chihuahua-on-a-stick to something frothy with whipped cream and some Kalua.



    If he doesn't accept that payment, I'll run out and see if I can find another 'expert'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth
    I don't feel funny at all today.
    You need a happy song about Haggis:

    http://www.ilovewavs.com/comedy/Musi...20Scotsman.wav

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    lol...................
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    Good news, I've got Mr Mgabutu talked into accepting payment in the form of . . . how'd he put it again . . . "Something nice in a cup"

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    if he eats haggis whos going to dress up funny to make me laugh? RT?

    Right...like an aardvark in a tutu would be funny.....
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    My God, Lady Jay, when you're right

    You're right !

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    ROFLMAO

    I wish I had the software to photo shop that, animate it and make it dance.

    Oh god...if there were a way to photoshop Haggis and RT dancing...

    Well, now that I feel better, I best be getting back to work...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMuse View Post
    My God, Lady Jay, when you're right

    You're right !
    How precious!

    I never knew RT was a cross-dresser, but now it's all starting to make sense...
    Jeanne

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    Ok. Slamming into a planet won't work. I did that in another book. Decompression in a vaccuum ...I've used it. I want the character dead. DEAD WITH PREDJUDICE!!!!!

    No crossbows.
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    Dirty Deeds


    Done Dirt Cheep.

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    Weedwhacker? Composter? Trash Compactor? Rabid Hedgehogs?
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    The weenie is in a space ship.
    It is chapter one.
    I want him dead now.
    I want him dead so in chapter 9, I can have another character say
    "we have a body at 'Far Point' "

    Sorry...but a weedwacker would pre suppose another presence on the ship.

    Oh. Yeah. That could happen.

    Maybe some kind of acid gel. Yeah, instead of opening a packet of katsup he sprays himself with acid gel.

    No, it's a hit. The guy with the weedwacker sprays him with acid gel. No, the weedwacker sprays acid gel.

    Maybe it's a lady with a weed wacker.

    The guy with the weedwacker knocks him down, secures him and force feeds him and acid gel...
    oh yes...that is extreme predjudice and suitably messy.

    I ...why...I feel better. I feel GOOD!!!....
    ***cue up James Brown Music, Jaycinth dances.***

    (Why yes, Haggis, with much shaking of assets...is there any other kind of dancing)
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    Very simple. Switch these two signs:

    Airlock

    Mens Room.

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    Why would you need a weed whacker in space?

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    To cut down the space daisies. DUh!
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    But I want another character I'm not that fond of to find the nasty mess whan she announces that there is a body at Far Point.

    Out the airlock....hmmm
    that gives rise to another idea I'd toyed with...you know 'car surfing' what if I put someone out the airlock with only magnetic boots and tell them to hang on until the next planet....

    We're talking only 2% less than light speed within a planetary system....

    ***dances***
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    *sniffs air*

    This thread is downwind from the 'How many of you smoke Weed' thread, isn't it?

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    NARC!!

    Run, everybody! RUN!!!

    Oooh, doritos

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    *sniffs air*

    This thread is downwind from the 'How many of you smoke Weed' thread, isn't it?
    I thought this WAS that thread...


    ***dances***
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    But I want another character I'm not that fond of to find the nasty mess whan she announces that there is a body at Far Point.

    Out the airlock....hmmm
    that gives rise to another idea I'd toyed with...you know 'car surfing' what if I put someone out the airlock with only magnetic boots and tell them to hang on until the next planet....

    We're talking only 2% less than light speed within a planetary system....

    ***dances***

    I know! Unsecured cargo. It could squish him and make a nasty mess. What fun you could have imagining the cargo and the position of the body. Oops. Someone accidentally cut the straps holiding those barrels of shitake mushrooms. BONZAI!!!!
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    I'm tellin' ya, 'shrooms can be dangerous!

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    *sneaks a few 'shrooms into the box marked yorkie treats*

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    Shrooms in the yorkie treats?

    Bad dog!

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