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    Quote Originally Posted by Soccer Mom View Post
    I need to go scrub my brain out. Ack.
    Anyone from the KCC will be happy to help, cute little doggie person.

    Here, Cats, lend some paws and claws!

    We'll get your brain well scrubbed, never fear!
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    ***swears, swears again, then lets forth a stream of blasphemous obcenities so foul the dirt evaporates from the walls, the rust from the pipes and the roaches from the neighborhood***

    sneeze
    cough
    hiccup
    (curse)......

    ***Grabs coffee pot and leaves office***
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    *scratches chin*

    Clearly our Lady Jay is afflicted with the Cough/Sneeze/Hiccup Curse.

    *opens yellow pages to Witch Doctor section*

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMuse View Post
    *scratches chin*

    Clearly our Lady Jay is afflicted with the Cough/Sneeze/Hiccup Curse.

    *opens yellow pages to Witch Doctor section*
    Could you order a few Jaycinth voodoo dolls? You know...for future use.

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    Okay, I made a few calls, and Mr. Mgabutu here says he can take a look at our Lady Jay. Best make sure Haggis isn't here when Mr. Mgabutu arrives - he said he'd work for food.


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    ...not bloody likely...
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    Look ! No sneeze! No hiccup ! No curses!!

    It's working already

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    Hey. That's the guy who's supposed to be forwarding me $9.3 million in funds originally embezzled by his dead father, the Vice-Premier of Nigeria.
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    Oooooh, nice avatar. What a cute couple!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy View Post
    Oooooh, nice avatar. What a cute couple!
    Thanks. She's got money too.
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    Haggis. What is that thing behind your head?

    I say, old chap, are you growing an antenna?


    You know, I could just push this little button and 5 min later, my tax return would be filed.I could have done this yesterday, too....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    Haggis. What is that thing behind your head?

    I say, old chap, are you growing an antenna?

    I'm pretty sure it's a horn. Would that make me a unichihuahua?

    eta: that's got so many vowels, it sounds Hawaiian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I'm pretty sure it's a horn. Would that make me a unichihuahua?

    eta: that's got so many vowels, it sounds Hawaiian.
    I thought it was just a long stick in your butt...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    You know, I could just push this little button and 5 min later, my tax return would be filed.I could have done this yesterday, too....
    Push it ! Push the button!!

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    If I push the button I am closer to cash that I can use to rip up......

    ....the old patio and replace it with a new patio. Yeeesssssss a new patio. And we'll have a cook-out...yes, a cook out, just me...and allllll of you. My dear, dear friends......
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    WooHoo! Phaaa-Tay!

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    Roast Haggis?
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    ...y'all's more bloodthirsty than ol' 'bunny-breath'

    ..'bunny breath' is the nickname we gave Clyde.

    He's a cat...dogsized..but still partially feline.
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    Meow, baby.


    Meow.

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    Damn...Haggis is starting to look FOXXXYYYY!!!!!


    grrrrrowuf!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    Damn...Haggis is starting to look FOXXXYYYY!!!!!


    grrrrrowuf!
    I'm all confused now. Paris and the drug crazed dog look so much alike... Which one's which?

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    Paris is the one NOT wearing a bow tie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMuse View Post
    Paris is the one NOT wearing a bow tie.
    They're both wearing bow ties, but you can only see one of them.

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gclare View Post
    Speaking of 'wearing things,' how did you get all the way down the street and into this club with that ankle alarm activated?
    ...I, uh... I...um....

    ....

    *cracks gclare in head with bloody bat, runs away*

    RIP Anthony Shane Taylor.
    You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.

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