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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    Uh...shouldn't you have saved that for the Cabaret, Haggis?
    Yeah, but she gave me the mike. I figured she wanted it here. Hell, she's a mod now *shudder*. If she wants it moved, let her do it.
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    Wise, oh hypo carrying hound.

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    That was a good double haiku, Haggis.

    Why do people like dogs?
    Why Chihuahuas? So small and
    insignificant?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JeanneTGC View Post
    That was a good double haiku, Haggis.

    Why do people like dogs?
    Why Chihuahuas? So small and
    insignificant?
    All dogs rock, Jeanne, dear.
    Unlike cats who shed dander:
    Anaphylactic death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    All dogs rock, Jeanne, dear.
    Unlike cats who shed dander:
    Anaphylactic death.
    Dogs, drooling idiots,
    Practically begging to
    Be swatted, ignored.

    Cats rule over all,
    Especially over dogs,
    the drooling morons.
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    Oh sure. Now you show up after I'm not in drag anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    Oh sure. Now you show up after I'm not in drag anymore.
    You were in drag and I missed it! Damn it all!

    Did you look like Tim Curry in Rocky Horror or John Leguziamo in To Wong Foo? Or just, you know, like a weirdo?
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    Paris Hilton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rllgthunder View Post
    Paris Hilton.
    GAK!

    Uh...glad I missed it.

    She *does* have an almost aardvark-like nose, though, doesn't she?
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    ***looks up from ledger book.***
    Why are you people always cutting-up in my office?
    I'm the only one allowed to cut anything in my office.
    Don't you weirdos have jobs?
    .....oh ...yeah....
    I mean, why are you here in the back room when there are freaks and perverts out in the Cabaret. A HUMAN could walk in at any time...and they have money.

    Now get out there and fleece them.
    This should be a snap for you RT, Haggis. Work together. Be nice - ish.

    Jeanne, why don't you take the day off and traipse about the forums drumming up participation in Humor.You can use the 'Black Card'.
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    *Yawns over rim of morning coffee*

    Lordie, lordie, lordie . . . the things that go on around here during a holiday weekend. And to think, I was asleep on the couch this whole time.

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    That was you hiding under the Yak? And here I was thinking it was just getting fat.

    Silly me.
    ***Picks up phone to order carry-out***
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    I'm still brushing Yak hairs off my clothes. But he does make for a really warm, cozy couch.

    *searches online for Yak breath freshener*

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    Yaks spring eternal?
    Dog and cat lovers unite,
    In common loathing.

    quick, everyone buy these books:

    Jade Rabbit
    Zen Scorpions
    Boilerplate-Reich

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    Quote Originally Posted by gclare View Post
    Yaks spring eternal?
    Dog and cat lovers unite,
    In common loathing.
    Yaks ain't all that bad
    They do their business outside
    While cats crap inside.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    Goodness, Haggis in a bow tie?

    Wow, never thought I'd see the day. In fact, I think I feel a bit woosy. I might even

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    ***sees Haggis' new avatar; coffee through nose***

    Haggis Wins.

    What ever weird game y'alls a' playin'. Haggis Wins.
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    Hold on thar . . . Haggis wins? What does Haggis win? Dang, that'll learn me to sleep under the Yak for a full 3-day weekend.

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    Current Pope, current President and Joan Rivers, all at once: "I don't know who SHE is, but isn't that Haggis?"

    quick, everyone buy these books:

    Jade Rabbit
    Zen Scorpions
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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMuse View Post
    Hold on thar . . . Haggis wins? What does Haggis win? Dang, that'll learn me to sleep under the Yak for a full 3-day weekend.
    ............maybe he wins a pie......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    ............maybe he wins a pie......
    Oh Haggis, dear, there's a delivery for you at the front door. Can you come sign for it? What's that? Your handler can't write? Can't read, either? Oh, what a shame. Okay, I'll fetch it for you.

    Here, catch.


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    How rude.


    So, listen. I'd like to buy Delarege and Rollingthunder a drink from the cabaret. Delarge did the original photoshop on the av, and RT added the glowing eyeballs. You s'pose we can get a delivery in here?
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    Of course, that's where I keep my pies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    How rude.


    So, listen. I'd like to buy Delarege and Rollingthunder a drink from the cabaret. Delarge did the original photoshop on the av, and RT added the glowing eyeballs. You s'pose we can get a delivery in here?
    Mr. Thunder, did you say? Ok, then you can have the special case I've hidden under the bar.

    RON...RON...!!!....dust off that case of NightTrain for dear Haggis here. He's celebrating today!
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    Wow, the special case? Listen, if you find a bottle missing, it's just that - I had this stain on my garage floor, ya see, and nothing takes it out quite like NightTrain.

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