TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

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***looks up from ledger book.***
Why are you people always cutting-up in my office?
I'm the only one allowed to cut anything in my office.
Don't you weirdos have jobs?
.....oh ...yeah....
I mean, why are you here in the back room when there are freaks and perverts out in the Cabaret. A HUMAN could walk in at any time...and they have money.

Now get out there and fleece them.
This should be a snap for you RT, Haggis. Work together. Be nice - ish.

Jeanne, why don't you take the day off and traipse about the forums drumming up participation in Humor.You can use the 'Black Card'.
 

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*Yawns over rim of morning coffee*

Lordie, lordie, lordie . . . the things that go on around here during a holiday weekend. And to think, I was asleep on the couch this whole time.
 

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That was you hiding under the Yak? And here I was thinking it was just getting fat.

Silly me.
***Picks up phone to order carry-out***
 

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I'm still brushing Yak hairs off my clothes. But he does make for a really warm, cozy couch.

*searches online for Yak breath freshener*
 

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Goodness, Haggis in a bow tie?

Wow, never thought I'd see the day. In fact, I think I feel a bit woosy. I might even :e2thud:
 

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Hold on thar . . . Haggis wins? What does Haggis win? Dang, that'll learn me to sleep under the Yak for a full 3-day weekend.
 

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............maybe he wins a pie......

Oh Haggis, dear, there's a delivery for you at the front door. Can you come sign for it? What's that? Your handler can't write? Can't read, either? Oh, what a shame. Okay, I'll fetch it for you.

Here, catch.

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How rude.


So, listen. I'd like to buy Delarege and Rollingthunder a drink from the cabaret. Delarge did the original photoshop on the av, and RT added the glowing eyeballs. You s'pose we can get a delivery in here?
 

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How rude.


So, listen. I'd like to buy Delarege and Rollingthunder a drink from the cabaret. Delarge did the original photoshop on the av, and RT added the glowing eyeballs. You s'pose we can get a delivery in here?

Mr. Thunder, did you say? Ok, then you can have the special case I've hidden under the bar.

RON...RON...!!!....dust off that case of NightTrain for dear Haggis here. He's celebrating today!
 

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Wow, the special case? Listen, if you find a bottle missing, it's just that - I had this stain on my garage floor, ya see, and nothing takes it out quite like NightTrain.
 
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