TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

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I don't feel funny at all today.

What is worse...I've been trying to murder an inconvenient tertiary character for a week, and nothing seems quite right.

Bleh. Bleh. Bleh.

And ...well.... have I mentioned that my life stinks, I mean recently???

Can I start drinking now?
 

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Mr. Mgabutu here says he can "work some good mojo to combat Lady Jay's bad juju". For a fee.

I'm trying to talk him down from Chihuahua-on-a-stick to something frothy with whipped cream and some Kalua.

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If he doesn't accept that payment, I'll run out and see if I can find another 'expert'.
 

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Good news, I've got Mr Mgabutu talked into accepting payment in the form of . . . how'd he put it again . . . "Something nice in a cup"
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ROFLMAO

I wish I had the software to photo shop that, animate it and make it dance.

Oh god...if there were a way to photoshop Haggis and RT dancing...

Well, now that I feel better, I best be getting back to work...
 

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Ok. Slamming into a planet won't work. I did that in another book. Decompression in a vaccuum ...I've used it. I want the character dead. DEAD WITH PREDJUDICE!!!!!

No crossbows.
 

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The weenie is in a space ship.
It is chapter one.
I want him dead now.
I want him dead so in chapter 9, I can have another character say
"we have a body at 'Far Point' "

Sorry...but a weedwacker would pre suppose another presence on the ship.

Oh. Yeah. That could happen.

Maybe some kind of acid gel. Yeah, instead of opening a packet of katsup he sprays himself with acid gel.

No, it's a hit. The guy with the weedwacker sprays him with acid gel. No, the weedwacker sprays acid gel.

Maybe it's a lady with a weed wacker.

The guy with the weedwacker knocks him down, secures him and force feeds him and acid gel...
oh yes...that is extreme predjudice and suitably messy.

I ...why...I feel better. I feel GOOD!!!....
***cue up James Brown Music, Jaycinth dances.***

(Why yes, Haggis, with much shaking of assets...is there any other kind of dancing)
 

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But I want another character I'm not that fond of to find the nasty mess whan she announces that there is a body at Far Point.

Out the airlock....hmmm
that gives rise to another idea I'd toyed with...you know 'car surfing' what if I put someone out the airlock with only magnetic boots and tell them to hang on until the next planet....

We're talking only 2% less than light speed within a planetary system....

***dances***
 

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*sniffs air*

This thread is downwind from the 'How many of you smoke Weed' thread, isn't it?
 

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But I want another character I'm not that fond of to find the nasty mess whan she announces that there is a body at Far Point.

Out the airlock....hmmm
that gives rise to another idea I'd toyed with...you know 'car surfing' what if I put someone out the airlock with only magnetic boots and tell them to hang on until the next planet....

We're talking only 2% less than light speed within a planetary system....

***dances***


I know! Unsecured cargo. It could squish him and make a nasty mess. What fun you could have imagining the cargo and the position of the body. Oops. Someone accidentally cut the straps holiding those barrels of shitake mushrooms. BONZAI!!!!
 
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