Because the crows wanted to look sinister since that silly caw caw bit doesn't scare anyone.
What is the point of having balls on a brass monkey?
What is the point of having balls on a brass monkey?
Your question derives from a misconception that is shared by many others. The fact is, there have always been sandwiches. Among Neanderthals, lumps of pterosaurus were placed between chunks of sqyziutf--a coarse bread made from ferns--while Australopithicus favored a proto-sandwich consisting of uncooked meat of the kangasaurodon between slices of coral. Other early species of the genus Homo had their own distinctive types of sandwiches, although most anthropologists believe that Homo erectus didn't have time for lunch.
Who invented poker?
No.If the sun never really lowers itself, why do we say it also rises?
In this context 'rises' refers to rising like yeast bread. The sun 'puffs up' over the horizon. Once it fills with enough hot air, it floats into the sky like a balloon. When it gets too high, the hot air turns to cold and and it drops down below the horizon. The cycle starts again, over and over until, millions of years from now, the sun will run out of yeast.
Can you get there from here?
Stephen King is real. He only writes because his desire to be a Renaissance faire performer was squelched when he realized that he looks terrible in tights, he's too clumsy to juggle, his singing voice makes babies cry and he can't joust because horses are afraid of him. He is not a rat, but they do seem to like him quite a lot so he may, in fact, carry a latent rat gene. Perhaps his performing career would have gone better had he decided to play a rat catcher. At least one of the guys who did ended up with a successful career on the New York stage.
Why are guns so expensive?
Some gas stations offer free tire pressure guages to keep tire pressure at a proper level for better fuel economy and some offer free aspiren because of the headache you get when pumping the outrageously priced gas into your automobile but most will never offer free dishes as an incentive for the high priced petroleum because it is absolutely to exspensive to provide plates to everyone who can't eat anyway because thier tougues are sore from biting it to keep from cursing out the poor innocent desk clerks.How many times does the average five-year-old ask 'why'?
56,019 times per quarter.
Oh,you said average.... Make that 43,019.
Why aren't gas stations offering sets of dishes to go with their astronomical prices?
Restrooms are called restrooms because it would be offensive to call them pi$$ers. No, people can't rest in restrooms anymore because all of the sofa's were removed because the urine smell became so strong that people's noses begin to melt off of thier faces whenever they would sit on them; hence, no more sofas in theThe number of miles is irrelevant because once you get your kicks on route 66, you will stop counting the miles and just enjoy the ride.
Why are public facilities called 'restrooms'? Do people actually rest inside those places? And if so, where are the sofas?
The number of miles is irrelevant because once you get your kicks on route 66, you will stop counting the miles and just enjoy the ride.
Why are public facilities called 'restrooms'? Do people actually rest inside those places? And if so, where are the sofas?
How much would you be worth today if your mom hadn't thrown away your baseball card collection?
Why is the right side the wrong side to get on a horse?
Can my ouija board tell me who's going to win the presidential election in November?
That is the easiest of all possible questions to answer.
Luck is called a lady because Luck is fickle.
Have you ever seen a ghost?