Oh, thank goodness! I thought you were going to make it difficult or something. You're wanting to know why a plain ol' vanilla paperclip is shaped the way it is? Well, to tell you the truth, it's all part of the CCSP (Corporate Coding System Protocol). You must never haved worked as an executive secretary. Documents are prioritized according to the shape - and size, as well as color - of their clips. In the illustration, C is a fairly common, run-of-the-mill, non-threatening missive that usually informs the recipient of every-day info. IE: there's a Pot Luck on Friday at Noon in the Conference Room on the 3rd Floor; Paula will be on vacation next week. Ginger will be filling in; Carl's Retirement Party is scheduled for Saturday evening, 8PM, at Hooter's. That sort of thing.
Paperclip T, on the other hand, is reserved for documents of the utmost importance. An example of this kind of communication would be: You're Fired. The clip would attach your final check to the document.
And if you, as an executive secretary, were to have to distribute a document secured with the clip at the X position, it's time to order supplies. If you received one, it's time to lobby for the termination of the sender.
The circular one, looks like it may be designated with a '1', is reserved for the executives themselves. Some of them like to think they make them special or give them special powers.
The burning issue is, however, where do we go from here?