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Yes.....to both. The black/orange tigers are a genentically modified super tiger from the orange/black tigers. They were originally created by Gurkhas serving in Her Majesty's Armed Forces to symbolize their power and dedication to the Crown. On the Queen's Day, they parade the black/orange super tigers before in respect.

Why do squirrels shake their tails?

To show disrespect. (They won't do it if you're nice to them.)

When will the earth's magnetic poles reverse?

Oh! It just happened. Monday, April 24, 2017, 10:53 AM EST.

When will the earth's magnetic poles next reverse?

Poles are not generally a fickle people, but the magnetic ones--those who ingest too many beets and have an excess of magnet-sensitive iron in their blood--reverse their positions frequently. This can be weekly, daily, or even less than hourly, depending on what influences are present in their social environment.

Who the heck is Kilroy?

I have no idea. Never met anyone named Roy. Not Guilty.

If designing your own murder, what would be the best modus operandi?

Nice try, but I'll never tell how I did it. You'll never have any proof, and I'll just keep walking free!

When will space travel become a viable industry?

Whenever psychologists figure out how to motivate space to travel. (Could some space please travel to my closets? and my garage?)

Why is it pedal and pedicure, but a pediatrician doctors kids, not feet?

Ah. For this, we have to go back to ancient Babylon. Specifically, the building of the Tower of Babel. The majority of those involved in the tower's construction were children, and most of them had feet, which, their doctors informed them, could be used to climb into heaven. God, of course, preferred the kids remain on earth, in order to keep the thistles in check and so on, so he jumped in. A little confusion here, a little confusion there, and everyone lived happily ever after.

Which door will the Esc key open?

If you're lucky, the door to a Buick Escalade.

Raptors or Leafs?

Raptors or Leafs? That is a choice.....depends if I want meat that day or go vegan. They both taste good in a wrap.....or in a taco bowl. Raptor is better with hot sauce, but Leafs are better with ranch. Hmmmm......can I have half and half?

Why do razor blades cost so much?

Because they are on the cutting edge of the economy.

If a witch invites you to ride along on her broom, what should you do?

Depends. What's the weather like? If it's chilly, are you dressed for it? Where's she headed? Anywhere you'd like to go? Will there be candy? Etc.

What is fog?

Fog is a legend recounted to children during bedtime story hour. It’s a long story, but ‘fog’ is really a frog missing an ‘R’. The missing ‘R’ represents a delineation from an ancient ancestor that linked amphibians and reptiles. Frogs have never gotten over the loss of their wayward cousins.


What is dark energy?

Dark energy is generated, to varying degrees, in the nine circles of Hell. Primary dark-energy production occurs in the Ninth Circle, with the Eighth Circle (Fraud) and Fifth Circle (Wrath) being extremely strong producers. The Second Circle (Lust) has a special form of dark energy that is apt to affect us all at one time or another. I don't know why you bothered to ask. It's all in Dante.

When will Washington return to normal?

I think you mean awFUL. Those two words are often transposed. Miami Vice's one point of realism was their depiction of "casually" wrinkled cottons. Who can look freshly pressed in all that humidity? And no-wrinkle synthetics just don't breathe.

Is forever longer than infinity?

Longer? No. But infinity has greater width. And depth. And then some. Within infinity is every possibility (including impossibilities), whereas forever contains but one. Forever is like an evergreen tree, while infinity is like magic.

Why did people settle in areas where survival was difficult—such as Canada, with its long, harsh winters?

Because they weren't very smart. Because signposts were rudimentary in those days, and a signpost reading "To Fun in the Sun" had been switched around and pointed north, so they stayed in the north and kept wondering if they had been misinformed. Eh.

If we can accomplish everything by speaking to Cortana or Siri, what will happen to our brains?

Shhhh--don't let Alexa hear your weakness.

Why do squirrels chew the cords on my mini-lights into wire confetti, while the lights on the city's trees seem to last for years?

It's a compliment. The squirrels like you, and they think you like confetti.

Who invented chewing gum?

Hubba Bubba Wrigley

Where does the phrase "when pigs fly" come from?

Pigs. Next to the Wright house lived a pig farmer. The pigs watched the Wright brothers work on their invention and were fascinated, as all living things are, by the idea of flying machines.

Which is greater: the number of human beings living or the number of human beings who have lived and died?

We know there have been many great human beings who have lived and died. The greatness of whatever number of human beings are still living may not be recognized until the total contributions they have made to society during their lives can be assessed after their deaths.

How do eyebrow hairs know when to stop growing longer?

Instinct.

Why do airplanes get that distinction? Why not just planes?

Anyway, like I was sayin'... There's uh, planes of existence, horizontal planes, vertical planes. Wood planes, diagonal planes, planes of thought. There's gliding, surfing, making wood smooth, "Planes" the movie, seaplanes, airplanes. That--that's about it.

How do they get those model ships into bottles?