There have been a lot of tornadoes lately which, as we all know, like to carry off cows (move on, Mary, before you have time to get upset), and other cows get so shaken (and, yes, stirred) that their milk comes out as prechurned butter for weeks. If you're investing in futures, the price should go down again once tornado season is over.
My cat can participate in two states of being at once. I look down the stairs and there he is, sitting placidly at the bottom. I then open the door to the only room in the house he's not allowed in and *Poof* he's in the room. Do I have Schrodinger's cat?