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Yes, but what's needed should not be too cheerful. After all, death is a serious subject. Perhaps a better symbol would be that of a warm, understanding grandmother who welcomes you to the next world.
"This way, dearie..."
Why are turtles so slow?
"This way, dearie..."Why are turtles so slow?
Yew kin use any dam thang yew want wen yer gittin back at them assls that pissed yew off!
What ever happened to courtesy?
What ever happened to courtesy?
Approximately three months after you get your first driver's license.
Has a rain dance ever produced rain?
Has a rain dance ever produced rain?
Because it would detract from the WONDER and GLAMOUR and GLORY of it all. (Anyway, the Golden Raspberry Awards, or Razzies, take care of the crap pretty well.)
Barbers used to perform surgery. How come they don't do that anymore?
Barbers used to perform surgery. How come they don't do that anymore?
Because they are overwhelmed by all the attention of course.
Why do crumbs always infect you when you least expect it?
Why do crumbs always infect you when you least expect it?
armydillo978
Banned
Because he was to busy collecting the dead from hotel beds.....duh......
Why does Nymtoc post so proliferactly. (big word, but you guys will get it).
Why does Nymtoc post so proliferactly. (big word, but you guys will get it).
armydillo978
Banned
That depends on what my astrologer says.
Why do we keep forgetting to post an answer, followed by a question, in this thread?
Why do we keep forgetting to post an answer, followed by a question, in this thread?
armydillo978
Banned
Are we suppossed to post a question after an answer?
And why does Nymtoc notice these things?
And why does Nymtoc notice these things?
Winks' head explodes because she can't decide which question to answer, and she's sure Nymtoc will beat her to it, with the way her day is going.
Why does Nymtoc post such crafty questions that suck me back into this thread like a black hole?
Why does Nymtoc post such crafty questions that suck me back into this thread like a black hole?
armydillo978
Banned
Because Nymtoc is cloned from the G-man, who is cloned from the Cigarette Smoking Man, who is cloned from the Men In Black...and he has long alien fingers that allow him to type twice the speed of mere mortals.....and he can hoodwink you with it's replies. The Nymtoc is a crafty beast.
Why does death wear glitter?
Why does death wear glitter?
Because Death wants to appear glam. (Death is a bit retro, y'know.)
Has covfefe already become too much of a meme for intelligent people to use?
Has covfefe already become too much of a meme for intelligent people to use?