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    Your friendly neighborhood robot possiblerobot's Avatar
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    We're "evil" because everyone keeps trying to kill us so we don't become evil. it's ironic like that.

    Why do people keep stereotyping artificial lifeforms as evil?
    Trust me, I know what I'm doing about 70% of the time.

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    Under the Term 1nA-Tor Cydine initiate it was decided that robots along with other artificial life forms are evil. As part of the umbrella policy, they had to be eliminated or controlled....to the T....much like containing a virus.

    Why do we no longer have lounge singers....classy like the old days.

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    We do. I'm singing at the Dew Drop Inn every Friday and Saturday night through June (Beer $12, Cocktails $18, $25 cover).

    Why does nostalgia make the past seem much better than it was?

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    Do you really want to remember that date with the blonde from the breast augmentation center the way it really happened?


    Which way did he go George?


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    He went that way....but go over ask the passing hunting dog, Willoughby...he might be able to track it down.

    Are melodies really merrie?

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    Melodies are actually just pissy tripe pulling your chain. They just don't want to be labeled malcontents.


    milk cost more per gallon than gasoline, are we in danger of running out of cows?


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    There have been a lot of tornadoes lately which, as we all know, like to carry off cows (move on, Mary, before you have time to get upset), and other cows get so shaken (and, yes, stirred) that their milk comes out as prechurned butter for weeks. If you're investing in futures, the price should go down again once tornado season is over.

    My cat can participate in two states of being at once. I look down the stairs and there he is, sitting placidly at the bottom. I then open the door to the only room in the house he's not allowed in and *Poof* he's in the room. Do I have Schrodinger's cat?
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    Nope. Twins.


    How would you go about setting a trap for Mr. Snufalufagus?


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    Take a large yellow bird.....not a rooster.....or a canary.....well maybe a mutant canary from a DARPA project.....and place it in a garbage can and wait. As the slippery Snufalufagus approaches....blast it with a 20 gauge. Bang bang! Sucker.

    How does one get to Sesame Street?

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    It's a secret process by which you need first an invitation, polyglot capabilities, a certificate of unrealistic sensitivity and two letters of mark, at least one of which has to be signed by Oscar the grouch.


    If roses are red and violets are blue, what color is clear?


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    Go down road, go pub. Mary Mitchell's Avatar
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    Mud colored.

    Shouldn't non-inflammable be a double negative?
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    If we write it as non-non-inflammable, wouldn't it be a positive?

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    Negative. It would be confusing. Which is also negative.

    Why does a positive charge have the negative attribute of delivering a shock?
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    Wrong....it's a positive shock to encourage positive results. The shock ensures that you to the same thing correctly, positively correct. See, no such negative thing from a positive shock.

    Why do fools fall in love?

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