How about a new game . . . We've all done it. Yes, even you. Someone asks a question, and -- after a pause in which no one response -- you offered up an answer you know is complete Equine Droppings.
So here's how it works - a question is asked, and the poster below must offer up an explanation (using the aforementioned equine droppings method) Then that poster asks another question and the next one has to reply in said manner.
Feeling up to it? I'll start the ball rolling:
Q: Why do potatos have eyes?
(ETA - Aww crap, I typo'd the title. I need a cookie)