armydillo978
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Ask him if it's regular golf, or miniature golf where you can launch the balls into traffic.
Can the president find his own car?
Can the president find his own car?
BS your way through
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Only when he's expounding on the discrete differences among eighty-two varieties of coffee.
Why do parents assume kids will think it's a bad thing if, when they make a funny face, their face could get stuck that way?
Why do parents assume kids will think it's a bad thing if, when they make a funny face, their face could get stuck that way?
Because parents don't understand kids, and kids don't understand parents, and...oh, go read Mark Twain.
In pharmaceutical commercials, distressed-looking people take the pills and are immediately transported to leafy glades or fabulous gardens or the Eiffel Tower or the Pyramids, or else they visit colorful carnivals and quaint street fairs, where everyone is smiling. How can I get some of those pills?
In pharmaceutical commercials, distressed-looking people take the pills and are immediately transported to leafy glades or fabulous gardens or the Eiffel Tower or the Pyramids, or else they visit colorful carnivals and quaint street fairs, where everyone is smiling. How can I get some of those pills?
I can give you sush a deal your own brother-in-law would blush.
How do we know animals don't think there are gods?
How do we know animals don't think there are gods?
Chewing your own arm off to escape would be better.
Is there a sanitary standard for how often you should replace your old toilet brush?
Is there a sanitary standard for how often you should replace your old toilet brush?
armydillo978
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If your cat stops chewing on the toilet brush.....then it's time to get rid of it. Cats are wise in the ways of the world....like trickster coyotes.
Do asprin really work?
Do asprin really work?
I know from personal experience that one shepherd-collie barking at the right frequency can change the garage light from "on" to "flickering".
If potentially dangerous coworkers are disgruntled, what are gruntled coworkers?
If potentially dangerous coworkers are disgruntled, what are gruntled coworkers?
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As the connotation implies, gruntled is the opposit of disgruntled. That apple polishing, brown nosing, always in a good mood, suck up of a yes man in the next office... He's an example of a gruntled employee.
Why, what kind of shenanigans did you have in store for your coworkers?
Why, what kind of shenanigans did you have in store for your coworkers?
Reprogramming their autodial buttons so all outgoing calls go to Lavalife.
What's your favorite sense, and why?
What's your favorite sense, and why?
The seventh, because it’s yet to be explored.
Do your angels fall gracefully, or in a leisured spiraling of gracelessness?
Do your angels fall gracefully, or in a leisured spiraling of gracelessness?
Make her play goalie for the Maple Leafs against the Canadiens. (Fortunately for her, Canada has universal health care.)
The generation after the Millenials is being called Generation Z. What can possibly come after that?
The generation after the Millenials is being called Generation Z. What can possibly come after that?
armydillo978
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I do believe it was various media outlets that had to come up with "filler" material and trendy "names" for different groups to make them feel special. But, that's classified.
Why do they do the "pony" dance at strip clubs?
Why do they do the "pony" dance at strip clubs?