The Great Big AW Caption Competition
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Clearly, the Hilton's new policy of priority check-in for people pulling wheeled suitcases was not just a sick joke.
Slow down! I didn't do this one yet.
"Yup, I heard that too. She's got a hairy chest."
"Yup, I heard that too. She's got a hairy chest."
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What do you mean the polygamy conference was cancelled? Oh, please tell us the samsonite fetish seminar is at least still on!
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Backed into a corner, the crew of "Animals Gone Wild" could only hope that the rumors of elephants mistaking small planes as mating females were false.
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Have at it--
The new crew of "Mythbusters" wondered why they were the ones stuck with testing the blind man and the elephant myth.
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...and so it would finally be settled in one winner take all race. Who could cross the Pacific in less time, Dumbo or Lenny's new plane?
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Unprepared for the surge in their customer base, Tiny Fly Airways of Kenya, rethought their "FREE PEANUTS ON EVERY FLIGHT!!" campaign.
Mobassa, Kenya, February 2007. A logisitcal and communications short-circuit forces the renaming of Operation Dumbo Drop to Operation, Hell No.
My word...they're huge! Eh...what's that mushy stuff between their toes?
Slow Natives..Mimm Sabb!
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Fear uncoiled in Jack's stomach as he realized this charity stunt could go very badly wrong indeed.
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Mr. Grueber just didn't understand why the elephant airport shuttle service from the hotel wasn't working out. Who doesn't like elephants?