The Great Big AW Caption Competition

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Murphy's Law: The back of your new Japanese-made home theatre system never looks as simple as the one-page installation manual.
 

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Working in the basement computer room had its drawbacks, the worst of which was the spider infestation problem.

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"Now, if I do this right, George Bush will be Britney Spears' new love toy."
 

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"Yes, you may have reached NORAD Missile Defense Command. And I may or may not be patching you through to General Stengle for your little 'emergency antibalistic launches.' Because it all depends on whether or not you continue to use profanity like you just did... Now let's just start over, and you describe the 'incoming' you were talking about, WITHOUT any of that language that I am frankly not paid to listen to, shall we? Hello? ..............Hello? Are you still there?"
 

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"Um.....thank you for your performance. Were you going to say something just now? No? Well......um, like we said, Simon called in sick. You just performed for us, and you stood in line a long time for this audition.....didn't you? And now here you are standing before us... Oh, we already covered that? Well, um, you performed, and ....I guess we usually say something or do something now, but see, there's this writer's strike going on.... I'm just not sure what's next. So....what's that--were you going to say something just now? Oh, you weren't? Um............."
 

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"....and we'll be able to give each other swell tips about writing comedy and maybe upcoming jobs. Who knows, maybe Jaycinth here will even keep us in stitches between gigs. And when we're even farther apart than this, we'll stretch string between forum members' handhelds, which is why it's called a "thread." So whatdaya say, gang? All in favor of forming AW, say 'aye!'"
 

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In this rare still-frame from a 1960s episode of 24, Chloe's mother Mabel desperately tries to connect Jack Bauer's father Stanley with President Kennedy before the CIA mole traces their location with two tin cans tied together with string.
 
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Suki was determined that as soon as Santa's lunch break
was over she was gonna be first on his knee, even if she
had to climb over the cold dead body of the old fart
sitting next to her.

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How does one get the photo onto the new post? I'm really bad at techno stuff.
 

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Use the Quote button at the bottom right of the post you want to quote from (the picture link is contained within the IMG tags).

-Derek
 

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How does one get the photo onto the new post? I'm really bad at techno stuff.


Use the lower-right-hand quote button on the first original posting of the pic. Then you can put your caption either above the pic or below. Use the preview post button at the bottom to see it's as you want it to be. :)
 

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"Do I have Prince Who in a what?"

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Little did Mr. and Mrs. Borders realize the "jolly old elf" was slowly robbing them blind during their layover in Buenos Aires...
 

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Mildred had taunted Henry that, even if he did by some miracle manage to knock over all the milk bottles with only three balls, he'd never have the fortitude to lug the giant santa doll around the amusement park the rest of the day. Forty-eight years later, he was still rubbing her nose in it, but deep in his heart he was beginning to wonder if it had really been worth it or if he had wasted his life looking like a giant moron.
 

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Mouth dry and heart pounding as his left hand crept towards her, he realised that this obsession that had started all those years ago as she'd first sat upon his knee was about to be consummated.