The Great Big AW Caption Competition
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Upon meeting his psychiatrist's secretary one day, Hannibal Lechter thought he'd died and gone to heaven. He immediately asked the secretary to order a nice Chianti.Next up--
Thanks to the poor box office performance of their latest film, THE DAVINCI LOAD, porn producers Ernie and Chip Douglas saw production values on their new project, CREAMGIRLS, plummet, even at the casting stage.
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"Okay, take this down and read it back to me...This is very important information so don't mess it up, sweet thing."
"Yes, sir."
"Eye yam sofa king wee todd did. Got it?"
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"Oh wait...there's more, Owe ah tah jurr Kyam (snicker, snicker). Now read it back and then go get me some coffee."
Helen Gurley Brown's stop over in purgatory..
Latest Pic: woman writing on a pad with 2 guys at desk.
"So let's see that's one Big Mac with a large fries and super-sized Coke, and one small salad, hold the dressing. Gee Herbie, you're gonna waste away to nothing."
"So let's see that's one Big Mac with a large fries and super-sized Coke, and one small salad, hold the dressing. Gee Herbie, you're gonna waste away to nothing."
Hi, I'm late to the party as usual, but I brought a bottle of wine.
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see to cast out the mote out of the brother's eye.What on earth is going on here?
Suggest your caption below. Once we've laughed off our collective asses, a new picture can be posted.
Tally ho for comedy!
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The lone certificate was fooling no-one -- Jim was the most under-qualified attorney general in the history of the job.
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We are two wild and crazy guys!!! We would love to see your big American breasts!
"Mr. Henderson? Oh, sorry to interrupt. You wanted an update on Project: Evolution as soon as I had it? OK, great. Well, let's have a look-see. The Exodus laser has finished aligning itself with the Star-Dawn reflector mirrors Echo team placed on the moon. Dr. Wolfenheimer has initiated the countdown to Zero Hour and estimates that once the ion cannon has charged to full capacity, you'll be safe to go ahead and call the U.N. to make your demands. Oh, and research tech is confident that the Genesis Device will hold up during a 95% power charge from the orbiting electro-pulse satellite in case of an emergency. Now, I'm taking lunch orders - anyone feeling adventerous enough to try that new Mexican place on the surface? May as well, it won't be there in five hours!"
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Suddenly, during the unexplained power outage, the jukebox came on and a strange, hypnotic voice could be heard only by those 18 and younger.
The indoctrination had begun.
The indoctrination had begun.
How about---
The winner of the 'Date a TIO girl' grew nervous when she realized the runner ups were stalking her.
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The coffee-drinking, cigarette smoking bohemians squared up against the soda-chugging, straw-using preppies as soon as Westfield Sidewalk Story started playing on the jukebox.
Betty was right after all - the fat, quiet kid always hanging out at the diner was actually just a jukebox.
Twilight Zone!!! In Rachel, Nevada next to area 51 a young girl suddenly appears as the broken jukebox starts playing!
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Not everyone remembers the original 1957 version of Battlestar Galactica with its terrifying chunky Cylon centurions.clock_work9 said:
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