Guess I'm too late for the first caption, but this is what I thought of.
Aww, the love dust is still in our eyes after all these years!...
Aww, the love dust is still in our eyes after all these years!...
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They didn't look this small on the internet! No wonder it was such a good deal. Stupid ebay!!! Compact cars my arse.
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After realizing they were nearing the end of a lifetime of glee, Jim and Marjorie discovered the old adage was true...It's always fun until someone loses an eye...
Next up, running with scissors.
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"I'm With Stupid."
Cars:
Slow play hampered this year's Daytona 500 Chess Tournament. Next year, the organisers announced, they will go back to using traditional pieces.
"I'm With Stupid."
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Slow play hampered this year's Daytona 500 Chess Tournament. Next year, the organisers announced, they will go back to using traditional pieces.
What on earth is going on here?
You poke your left eye in
You poke your left eye out
You poke your left eye in and you shake it all about...
With massive annual losses taking their toll on Detroit automakers, the once famed concept cars continue to be less and less of a draw at the Auto Show.
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Damn it! I missed my stop again...1965 was four blocks back! Can you come pick me up?
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With the Bush economy booming, New York City was able to buy every bum in the city their own suit, cell phone and subway car. Irving Kramer, politically connected via his brother, a token booth clerk, was able to wrangle a car on a prestigious el train route.
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his 7 train beat was not going to be his ticket to the Pulitzer.