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"Look. You ordered the grapes, right? Ya gotta pay up. Nothin's free in life buddy boy."
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As both men sank, Roger just didn't see the humor. Setting the picnic blanket down in a swamp was a bloody stupid idea.
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No, PeeDee, I swear I didn't take your PHENTERMINE.
Maybe the siamese twins sitting next to me did.
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David Clary, owner of AAAA Towtruck Service and Chris Clockwork, owner of AAAAA Towtruck Service agreed to meet, alone, outside the city. The new phone book was only months away, and the two bitter rivals agreed it was time for a truce, in what had been up to this point the ultimate game of brinkmanship. It was time to carve up the city between the two....'families,' they could call it.
I have one more A than dclary, so I win. BTW, I'm the jolly silver fox in the picture. Dave is the dumpy, becapped old geezer.
That made everyone, on both the Agents and Publishers lists, including Publish America AND Publishers Clearing House. Until new lists came out, there was nothing meerkat could do. Except ...write more!
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Each family picnic it was the same old story. Uncle Jeff would get drunk, drop his pants and make sure his erect member was poking in from the side of every photo taken.
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HA! We told you if you got that degree in Liberal Arts, you'd end up serving hot dogs and fries!
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So my doc says, 'yeah, an erection lasting more than 4 hours IS a problem.' And I says, 'maybe for you!'
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Oh they could laugh now, but come pay day, Darrin would be laughing all the way to the bank. Not because he had a massive check to cash, oh no - the job was minimum wage crap. No, Darrin would be laughing, because that wasn't mustard he's put on Phil's hotdog.
Frankie smiled at what had to be the hundreth "so you must be the drummer" joke, but deep down inside, he knew revenge would be sweet.
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Celine pretended to be amused along with everyone else, but what she really wanted was to slam Mike to the floor and tell him, using only body language and her darting tongue, exactly what she thought of his oh-so-hot uniform.
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