Make-a-Wish Gone Wild

Bravo said:

i.....can't.....


omigoodness.

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That's what the hooker says too, except then she says, "oh, you'll pay me? Ok."

You'd think she would have done it for free...Isn't it a tax write-off or something? A donation? I'm sure the nuns could have supplied the proper receipt.
At least she's buying her way into heaven

oh, one more - adds a new tilt to the old dying for a shag bit, eh?

So we could say this was habit forming for the young man?

Personally, I'm clapping for him. I were going to die by thirty, I'd be so sexed up that I couldn't see right.

September skies said:

Well that gag reflex thing was not very nice. Is she saying she was appalled by his condition -- he makes her gag? What the heck does a gag reflex have to do with losing his virginity?

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A lack of a gag reflex is good when you're...er... let's just say "getting your tonsils examined", and I'm not using that as a metaphor for making out OR a doctor. Get it?

No, not yet?

Okay, how bout this- Sucky sucky 5 dolla, soldier boy?

TsukiRyoko said:

Okay, how bout this- Sucky sucky 5 dolla, soldier boy?

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I wonder why that Madness song just leapt, unbidden, to mind. Which song?

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