What's in kimmi 57's barn?

clockwork · Jan 15, 2007

We all know kimmi's a secretive one. She's hooked up with a famous rock star and is currently liasing with a famous author. But the real mystery we need to get to the bottom of is, what's in kimmi's barn?

The building in question--

Public poll - hitting a nerve might find you ending up in the barn. Permanently.

Little Red Barn · Jan 15, 2007

Careful with that hundred year old barn, it's leaning to the left hanging precariously unstable.
Crappers you'll never guess whats in the loft but I told Aw during a party *hint*
ETA: We bought this farm site unseen, through an auction.

Kevin Yarbrough · Jan 15, 2007

It's all of them. It's a sweat shop, hidden under the blast door, where she uses kids to make Gucci clothes, assemble Boeing 747, make Biotoxins, and drugs all from various body parts of people she picked up from rock concerts and from the rocker and author as well. She pays the kids in cartons of hijacked Marlboro's weekly.

Little Red Barn · Jan 15, 2007

You shoud be writing books Kevin! :tongue

Pat~ · Jan 15, 2007

My Deus Ex machina device...

SpookyWriter · Jan 15, 2007

I believe jack is in the barn...and jack is not a happy man tonight.

Little Red Barn · Jan 15, 2007

And if I were jack I'd be in that barn~ out in the middle of God's country, so those bad boys don't find him.

mooncars · Jan 15, 2007

The prototype handwired Marshall JTM 45 with a case of spare NOS Mullards. Any rocker worth his Blue Star Ointment knows what that is. My alternate guess is Emerson, Lake and Plow. Third guess? A recording setup.

Itchingly yours,
Rick

kristie911 · Jan 15, 2007

Since I was in the hay loft during the AW Holiday party, I know what's in Kimmi's barn...but I'm not telling.

PeeDee · Jan 15, 2007

Pat~ said:
My Deus Ex machina device...

Yeth, mathter!

As for what's in her barn....silly folk! She lets me keep the free-verse poets out there. Very thoughtful of her. In exchange, I make them chop firewood for her before they, you know, stop moving around very much.

Bmwhtly · Jan 16, 2007

I'm there.

She's nice enough to provide me with a wifi signal, she doesn't think anyone'll believe me.
When I get hungry, she kindly throws me a wandering poet. It's a little stringy but tasty enough.

Get Me Out!!

Unique · Jan 16, 2007

- the mortal remains of a 57 Chevy -

aadams73 · Jan 16, 2007

Puuuuuhlease folks! You are all SO totally wrong. Inside Kimmi's pretty red barn is....

...wait for it....

...Kimmi Wimmi's Chocolate factory! It's so wonderful it makes Willy Wonka's look like dull crap.

Bmwhtly · Jan 16, 2007

aadams73 said:
Inside Kimmi's pretty red barn is....
Kimmi Wimmi's Chocolate factory!

*Picks up phone*
Jacky boy? I've found it.
Yeah.
You saddle the horses, I'll get the tankers emptied.
[pause]
I dunno, but it's gotta be enough to keep us all morbidly obese well into our forties.
*Hangs up Phone. Pulls on Cowboy hat*
Let's Ride.

Inkdaub · Jan 16, 2007

Other...specifically a drugs lab.

dpaterso · Jan 16, 2007

Exquisite torture devices including foot tickler, ear lobe nibbler, and nostril hair plucker. And soundproof walls covered in black leather.

Or, perhaps, a cow.

-Derek

alleycat · Jan 16, 2007

I think she's got a famous writer locked in there. And a pig. If he tries to escape she'll chop his leg off. She's having him write his next book just for her.

aadams73 · Jan 16, 2007

Jimmy Hoffa!

Little Red Barn · Jan 16, 2007

alleycat said:
I think she's got a famous writer locked in there. And a pig. If he tries to escape she'll chop his leg off. She's having him write his next book just for her.

Stephen and Charlotte.....umm..I love piggies and would never chop a leg off,...the piggy that is. :ROFL:

Little Red Barn · Jan 16, 2007

aadams73 said:
Jimmy Hoffa!

I believe some bunny was ahemm...trying to hide a body that she found in her er uhh... backyard the other day.....
Need I say more?

aadams73 · Jan 16, 2007

Okay, okay, corpses just gravitate towards my backyard. It must be my magnetic personality.

Chili anyone? Don't mind the chunks.

Carrie in PA · Jan 16, 2007

Judging from her posts in the critique auction, I'm going with drugs. Super duper upper drugs.

PattiTheWicked · Jan 16, 2007

Kimmi's one of the most pleasant people on this board. I suspect the barn holds her malevolent alter-ego, EvilKim. Once unleashed, EvilKim kicks puppies, beats up old ladies, and gives negative AW rep points. Fortunately, the far sweeter Kimmi57 is much stronger than EvilKim, and thus has managed to keep her contained in the barn.

Kevin Yarbrough · Jan 16, 2007

Kimmi, I would be writing books but I have been busy looking for my cousin who vanished about a year ago. They said he was last seen buying gucci sweaters from someone on the side of the street. Have you seen him?

robeiae · Jan 16, 2007

A fountain pen?

Or maybe a really big tapeball.

What's in kimmi 57's barn?

What's in kimmi's barn?

Drugs lab

50,000 cases of hijacked Malboro Lights

The engine assembly of a Boeing 747

A security blast door leading to an underground biotoxin research facility

Various dismemberments

Drugs lab

Gucci sweatshop

The bound and gagged bodies of both the mysterious rock star and author kimmi knows

Just a really big drugs lab

Other -- please specify.

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