Naughty email from Jennifer...

Nothing like a little porn to wake everyone up. The forum was rather dull up until about twenty minutes ago. Now look at us go!

SpookyWriter said:

Is this a PG rated thread? 'cause I'm going to read my bible for an hour now and pray that no more mods send me urgent messages tonight.

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Spooky, I'd be happy to send you a PM full of wholesome platitudes from some daily affirmation site if you'd like.

Birol - you're welcome to use the Brillo, but I'm finding that a nice glass of Irish Mist is a better remedy.

I always miss the good stuff. And all because I had to get groceries at 12:30 in the morning. Oh well, no porn for me, I guess.

I always miss the good stuff.

I'm glad you missed it too, Terri. Now I don't feel so alone.

That Asian man was statistically improbable. And I bet he had lower back pain.

I opened my PMs to find the message from the Jennifer-hag and then a message from JohnZakour asking if I'd gotten a message from this Jennifer-wench.

Warily, I opened her message. And then, I cried gently to myself, and then opened his. I should have done it the other way around.

Hopefully, it missed the kids' inboxes, they who seem to be mostly asleep right now.

Poor Rllgthunder didn't fare so well from this, alas:

maestrowork said:

Am I the only one who missed my own picture?

* pout *

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yes

Sorry, everybody. I'd thought that old yearbook picture long gone...

I'm both dismayed and... dismayed that I missed the brouhaha.

I'm kinda glad I missed it, don't wanna lose my breakfast.

I echo Mac, a big thanks to all you good folks who let us know about this right away.

You're thanking us for being a bunch of old gossipy neighborhood women who call and complain the moment something pops up?

IN that case, get Spooky's dog off my lawn! Dag nabbit!

PeeDee said:

Poor Rllgthunder didn't fare so well from this, alas:

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Yes, I aged quite a bit at the site of Jennifer's pic.

How come nobody ever sends me interesting spam? All I get are silly stock tips, ads for fake rolexes - and "offers" for cheap prescription drugs (Which really make me laugh as I get free prescription drugs brought personally to my home by my pharmacist!)

Sigh

PeeDee said:

You're thanking us for being a bunch of old gossipy neighborhood women who call and complain the moment something pops up?

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Huh huh huh, you said pops up.

I didn't get the SPAM... It's just as well though; I'm sure I already have the pictures they sent.

AnneMarble said:

Huh huh huh, you said pops up.

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Sorry. These things just turn up. I apologize. Some people can't handle it.

As far as pr0n pm's go, that one was poorly photoshopped. Obvious paste lines, etc. I was a little let down, to tell you the truth.

whistlelock said:

As far as pr0n pm's go, that one was poorly photoshopped. Obvious paste lines, etc. I was a little let down, to tell you the truth.

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I didn't notice. I had my hand over my eyes when I opened it.

I hung onto it, in case I was asked to forward it to the Moderators Of Doom, but I wasn't, so now it's gone. Whew!

Shoot. My home computer goes bonkers over the weekend and I miss all the fun.