She's Back on the Market. If You Want That Sort of Thing

dclary said:

Sweet. Let the masturbatory-aid videos recommence!

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This might not be the best thing to admit, but I totally agree with Clary. I am longing for the day I can see a totally inappropriate new video from a rehottified(I assure, I that's really a word. A word I just made up.) Britney.

Check out the headlines on the tabloids anytime you buy groceries.

Seriously, doesn't being a celebrity appear painful and miserable? Heck ya it does!

Y' know, it kinda gives me a warm feeling too...but I know thats wrong.

I would like you all to know that Britney deeply appreciates all of your concern and support for her. She tells me that while she is upset about the loss of her husband (herein referred to as "Fed-Ex") she feels that she can move on to her life.

She cites that music and her thigh master have been her biggest suporters, and she is grateful for those who were there in her time of need.

And now, she and I will go watch some soppy movie and cuddle on the couch. Like old times.

See ya.

When the second spawn hatched, I gave them six months.

Kevins album drop (like a stone) was her way to keep him busy. If he were a perfect husband in all else, his dismal tour performance would be enough for her to drop him.

Celebrities should marry their managers, people who have no interest in fame, or celebs of similar caliber. Everything else is an embarrasment - and Spears has two! Her backup dancer and a HS sweetheart? Lame!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061109/ap_en_mu/spears_divorce

KFED - X is asking for sole custody of the boys and support from Britney.

WHAT A loser!

I wouldn't give him custody of a turnip.

Fed-ex looks like a walking venereal disease.

Now Britney can stop riding his coattails. What a gold digger she is.

K-Fed is on WWE, my fiance loves watching him get his a$$ kicked weekly. He often wears a Tee Shirt that proclaims he is "America's Most Hated".

Oh and Brittany won't have to worry about money for him, he signed a Pre-Nump!

A PRE NUMP!

Yeah, he is not the smartest cookie in the bag!

K-Fed is on WWE, my fiance loves watching him get his a$$ kicked weekly. He often wears a Tee Shirt that proclaims he is "America's Most Hated".

Oh and Brittany won't have to worry about money for him, he signed a Pre-Nump!

A PRE NUMP!

Yeah, he is not the smartest cookie in the bag!

SouthernWriter1978 said:

K-Fed is on WWE, my fiance loves watching him get his a$$ kicked weekly. He often wears a Tee Shirt that proclaims he is "America's Most Hated".

Oh and Brittany won't have to worry about money for him, he signed a Pre-Nump!

A PRE NUMP!

Yeah, he is not the smartest cookie in the bag!

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How Andy Kaufman.

She's eighteen kids short of the number of kids I cursed her to have. I guess she'll just have to find Husband #3 who can hopefully get her pregnant with septuplets. Now that would be funny. I just don't want her to sing. Ever. Again.

But what about videos? She can still make those, right? It's like watching porn but the music's not as good.

She has to tour, it's how she makes her money. Since KFED kept her barefoot and pregnant the last 2 years, she hasn't been able to tour - therefore - she's in danger of being poor.

(THINK Michael Jackson.)

Apparently, being married to a sucker like KFED is as financially devastating as being accused of murder (OJ) or standing trial for molesting children, (Michael Jackson.)

Alan Yee said:

I guess she'll just have to find Husband #3 who can hopefully get her pregnant with septuplets. Now that would be funny.

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Well, I'll go for a drink with her, but I'm not promising anything.

KFED is getting more press today than he ever has being Mr. Spears.


GEEZ! Why can't I get publicly humilated?

KTC said:

I was over my skank phase years ago, thanks.

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C'mon, does one ever really leave the skank phase? We're all friends here, you can be honest.