Addicting the werewolf population to disco in order to cut down the lines in the Otherworld Unemployment Office was, inarguably, the vampires greatest triumph to date.
They say it was magic that scarred the Earth and sunk the Old Castle into the waters of Kelad; I guess that's why they banned it.
"Laptop", hur, hur.Never date your own laptop computer.
I will never marry a man if he has wings and horns.
Of course, dying for the third time was easier.
Death by shotgun blast is always messy, even when its an android.
My cousin Ralph was born with an extra eye located on the back of his neck, and he became an excellent traffic cop - all the more reason to wonder why my ability to breathe fire had never found its niche.