Prince Danny had slain seven dragons, four manticores, two giants, and one pesky and extremely loquacious troll, and he still couldn't get a date for the ball.
After three days of listening to the dragon taking painstakingly detailed inventory of his horde, Princess Annette was so fed up that she decided to rescue herself.
The Nazi Planet was famous for attracting all the most passionate lunatics in the universe, but whole colonies often starved to death from their own ignorance and brawling before any grand Aryan utopia could materialize.
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